Voyager funniest moments

Discussion in 'Star Trek: Voyager' started by retroenzo, Aug 28, 2016.

  1. Ghislaine H. B. BRAEME

    Ghislaine H. B. BRAEME Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    Not really directly related to an episode but just something funny, which caught my attention.

    (I don't know if Braga made it deliberately but it seems that eventually, Paris family has heavy liabilities with reptilians! :whistle:)

    Why? You all remember Thresold where Tom Paris changed turned himself in an alien lizard, right? Well, the 2nd actor who played his father, Richard Herd, has played in 80s in "V" as one of visitors, which was actually a reptilian/lizard humanoid! I tell you, it must run in his family! :lol:


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    EMH: I'm a Doctor. Not a voyeur. I'm programmed to be discreet.
     
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    ewww.
     
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  4. Thomas Eugene

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    ewww.[/QUOTE]
    Yeah, I think I prefer him as Owen Paris ...
     
  5. locutus101

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    And he wasn't even a lounge lizard.
     
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  6. Tracy Trek

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    In Waking Moments, when Janeway and Tuvok are going to Harry's quarters and she asked about his nightmare. The look on both their faces when he said the alien watched him getting dressed and when she asked why he was undressed. When they leave the lift, she's smirking like she's figured it out that he was dreaming of being naked.
     
  7. Ghislaine H. B. BRAEME

    Ghislaine H. B. BRAEME Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    Oh yes, I remember this scene (I even think that Janeway was going to laugh but didn't dared in front of Tuvok). It was very funny! :lol:
    About Janeway/Tuvok moments, there is the scene of Tuvok's birthday, which was cute and funny. ;)



    (we don't see it, but at the end of this scene, Janeway is all smile in going on the bridge (following by relaxed her Chief of Security), further to Tuvok's little joke about blowing the candles)
     
  8. Ghislaine H. B. BRAEME

    Ghislaine H. B. BRAEME Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    love Janeway/Tuvok moments, because they are at the same time funny and/or moving Characters are as closed as actors are and viewers can feel it (did you know that the very first scene shooted by Mulgrew was with Russ?! It's was the one in the Ready Room and both actors clicked right away). :)

     
  9. jmidnight_99

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    Why does everyone persist this stupid, ridiculous rumor? Bujold was released because she was a bad fit for the part. You only need to watch the clip to see her completely flaccid performance. There isn't one thing to like about it, unless dry, boring and lifeless is your style.

    What experienced actress, in the business for years agrees to do a TV show, reads scripts, gets agents involved, auditions, rehearses, films, signs contracts, and then suddenly decides she wants to stay home? When you're in the business for years, you know that before you start. From personal experience, or the experiences of your management or peers. And what reasonably intelligent person reads this excuse and thinks that this is the way life works?

    She was released because she sucked, and the studio made up a story to allow her to save face the way they always do when someone is politely asked to leave a part they weren't right for.
     
  10. jmidnight_99

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    My favorite is:

    [Paris tells Tuvok about an alien system to create different habitats]

    Tom Paris: If you wanted to, you could recreate Vulcan in your quarters with that system.
    Tuvok: Why would I want to?
    Tom Paris: A little taste of home in the Delta Quadrant? Think about it - springtime on the shores of Lake Yuron!
    Tuvok: I require a desk and a bed, nothing more.
    Tom Paris: You're missing the point.
    Tuvok: No doubt.
    Tom Paris: These people have been traveling for 400 years. They've learned a thing or two about living comfortably.
    Tuvok: Our systems are more than adequate.
    Tom Paris: Ah! I give up!
    Chakotay: After only two minutes? Tuvok, how do you do it?
    Tuvok: I wait until his own illogic overwhelms him.

    Tim's delivery is perfect.
     
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  11. Sophie74656

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    There's a funny moment I noticed recently in Distant Origin. When Tom and B'Elanna are talking in engineering. Just after tom says "BYOB...bring your own batleth" and leaves, B'Elanna turns back to the console makes a face and mumbles "batleth" under her breath. It's very subtle but funny
     
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  12. Tracy Trek

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    ^Yes, and I also found the comments the the 2 Voth were making when they were observing them funny as well.
     
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    From Future's End

    NEELIX: Not yet, although we have come across some very intriguing televised broadcasts. Take a look at this. It's a form of entertainment called a soap opera. The exploration of human relationships is fascinating.
    KIM: I can't imagine just watching the story and not being a part of it.
    KES: That's because you've been spoiled by the holodeck. There's something to be said for non-interactive stories like this, being swept away in the narrative.
    NEELIX: Oh, I can't wait to see if Blaine's twin brother is the father of Jessica's baby.
    KIM: Good work. Keep me informed, and don't get too swept away.
     
  14. Sophie74656

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    From Message in a Bottle

    NEELIX: They're going to be all right, aren't they?
    PARIS: It's heartburn, Neelix, not the Terrillian plague. What did you feed them, anyway?
    NEELIX: Rodeo Red's Red Hot Rootin' Tootin' Chili.
    PARIS: Where did you find that recipe?
    NEELIX: I've been brushing up on classic American cuisine. When we get back to Earth, I want to make sure I have marketable job skills.
    PARIS: Don't you think you're jumping the gun a little bit?
    NEELIX: The Doctor is going to make it back, and he's going to bring a plan for Starfleet to rescue us. I have complete confidence in him.
    PARIS: I hope you're right. If not, I'm going to spend the rest of this trip treating upset stomachs.
    NEELIX: Oh, believe me, this is never going to happen again. It's just a matter of perfecting the recipe. Next time I'll use a few less jalapenos
     
  15. Tracy Trek

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    And the way he pronounced jalapenos sounded like Jalopynose.
     
  16. Obiwanshinobi1

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    One of my favourite moments is one I can't find. Anyone remember which episode starts in the Ready Room with Janeway giving a Tom and Harry a dressing down for starting a fight, only to add at the very end 'Did you win?'
     
  17. Athena28

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    I think it's Survival Instinct.
     
  18. Obiwanshinobi1

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    Thanks!
     
  19. Geetha Stachowiak

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    'Author, Author' and 'Virtuoso.' Too many funny moments to list.
     
  20. Geetha Stachowiak

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    They all have contracts. But there are regs as far as workdays and such. It's a job like any other job where there are rules you have to adhere to. It's pretty strict. Of course there are times you have to work overtime or beyond the usual day, etc. Also, there are people who get away with whatever, but that (latter) situation is becoming rare in these days of tiny recording devices. Which is why some directors are saying they are about ready to retire, because they know their stupid shenanigans won't be tolerated anymore.