Voyager funniest moments

Paris had a bunch of my favourite moments:

WORST CASE SCENARIO
TORRES: Listen, I don't care which one of you is writing this thing. All I'm saying is that there is room in every good story for a little bit of passion.
PARIS: You know, maybe you're on to something. I could add a steamy love scene between the Starfleet conn officer and the Maquis engineer.
TORRES: Oh, that's realistic.

It wasn't terribly funny but I like the scene in NIGHT when he's being a jerk to B'Elanna and suggests:
PARIS: No. I have a better idea. Why don't we make a schedule. A fight rotation. We can optimise our resources. I can start one, then you can start one.

Everything with the starship Voyeur in AUTHOR, AUTHOR

 

The Doctor in the Beowulf simulation also when he's dealing with the Klingons in The Killing Game:

"Tally ho!"

 

Also in Worst Case Scenario, when B'Elanna is mad that Tom barged in on her when she was running the program (to remind her of a lunch date I think). He says something like, "It's not like I caught you doing the rumba with a naked Bolian".

 

The question is: "Why a Bolian?"

 

Maybe he had heard something about her and Chell.Just kidding.

 

Is that something Bolians do?

 

I want to know more about Bolians....in Bride of Chaotica (I think) when the bathrooms stop working Neelix says it's becoming a big problem, especially with the Bolians LOL

 

Episode: Think Tank
[Mess hall] (Janeway has turned a table into her desk, with a computer)

NEELIX: Should I have the Doctor prepare a hypospray?
JANEWAY: Excuse me?
NEELIX: So you can absorb the caffeine more directly. Save time.

 

The Doctor as ECH ... even if I at the same time, I still think that it was ridiculous idea/scene!

 

Oh and another, which was really hilarous (Oh Poor Tom)!

Kathryn Janeway playing pool.

 

I liked that moment from the same episode when the gigolo flirted with her.

 

Yeah the ECH is easily my favorite humorous aspect of Voyager. Arm the Photonic Cannon!

 

Yes and of course the exchange between Paris/Torres at 2:10

Torres: "Paris, did you program this guy?"
Paris: "Yes, why?"
Torres: "He's a pig. so are you."

Torres can be lovely, don't you think?

 

Yes, those goofy names based on false science and uninspired technobabble... and now the ECH to boot. Ain't that funny!

 

I thought it was funny how Harry said his favorite part is when the four pips appear on the Doctor's collar. And if it hasn't been mentioned yet, in Doc's fantasy, he's talking to Torres and Tom gives this pitiful little wave from the other table. And she says, "Forget him".

 

I said that earlier...I love that goofy face

 

Oh, also from that same episode. When Doc is having his fantasy about all 3 of the women are flirting with him in the briefing room.

 

YES! I imagine that would have been a fun scene to shoot.

 

Tom's face did make that scene, he looked like he had a schoolboy crush on Torres.

 

I liked the bit when the fantasy ended and Torres said "I've seen enough!" I really wanted to see the fallout from that!