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Contest: ENTER Voyager caption this #146: What are you saying?

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Catarina

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hello my fellow fans. Another week, another attempt.

A nod to our winners!

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Finn you won twice here's the first. I wouldn't be surprised if he tried this. praying it's all food based hair gellin in the 24th century.

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Neelix: What type of shampoo did you use. It gives me an idea for a nice amorous dessert.

The damnit, I still think Kate is hot but i laughed anyway award goes to tharpdevenport

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Janeway: "No, I'll be uglier in fourteen years!"

Kes: "No way! I'll be uglier in fourteen years!"

so glad you've joined us once again fellow contest host. congrats to Lead head
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Janeway: It's my turn to use the transporter!

Kes: But you cut in line!

Janeway: Captains get to cut!

Kes: No they don't!

Janeway: Yes they do!

Kes: No they don't!

Red Alert Alarms go off.

Janeway: Great, recess is over.

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The Captain withheld her inner Russian award goes to: Finn
Captain's Log: Another good day. I didn't break a boob this time.


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the: Please join us for future contest you're funny award goes to: Janewayrulz
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Kes: What the... is that a chin hair? I'm too young for chin hairs! I haven't hit my puberty yet, much less my morilogium.

and....

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Kes: Where is the poison? The battle of wits has begun. It ends when you decide and we both drink, and find out who is right... and who is dead.
Alien Babe of the week: But it's so simple. All I have to do is divine from what I know of you: are you the sort of woman who would put the poison into her own goblet or her enemy's? Now, a clever woman would put the poison into her own goblet, because she would know that only a great fool would reach for what he was given. I am not a great fool, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you. But you must have known I was not a great fool, you would have counted on it, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me.
Kes: I can see you are overthinking this. Lets forget the battle of wits. Just give me back the wine and I'll go get us a couple of light sabers.

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hahahahaha. enjoyed that laugh, T'girl
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Janeway: "Jake from State Farm my ass, who were you talking too?"



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pretty much sums it up caption goes to ACT2
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Alien: What...what is it?
Neelix: Don't worry, the Captain will get us through this.
Janeway: It's..it's...it's a plot hole. Stay close. I'm setting my phaser to technobabble.
Chakotay: Don't be so dramatic, we see these every week.

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now Fury makes sense award: Triskelion

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I'm sad and I need cheering up. I know, I'll tell Harry that Naomi Wildman got promoted to Captain's Assistant.

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not sure i like the quote boxes. I was trying to shrink up the huge photo bombs. Meh.

And now...

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Thanks for the wins :D

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Doc: I bet that if you had her borg implants, I'd get you promoted within a day
 
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SEVEN: I strongly doubt you need to use protection with your holographic girlfriend.
DOCTOR: No, no, I want the full human experience.

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SEVEN: You know if I gave you an order nobody would question it. And you'd probably follow it.

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JANEWAY: You know what? These people are idiots. Let them keep their Ferengi masters and just go through the stupid wormhole.

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NAOMI: Seven? Mom is drinking again, can I hang out with you?
 
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Doctor: The captain won't be happy when she finds out her anal beads have come apart.

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Seven: Why so sad?

Harry: Why the hell did I say no when you asked me if I wanted to copulate. I'm such an idiot.

Seven: Yup, and I ain't gonna offer again, dumbass.

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Janeway: My mouth, your balls, now!

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Naomi: And then Neelix came out of mom's bedroom.

Seven: I don't need to hear any more. Please stop talking.
 
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Janeway: Stop right there. I haven't had coffee for a week and I've earned this nap. I don't care if we're about to be attacked at the moment.
 
Thank you Catarina for the QSA!

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I don't want to play LeBeau in the Hogan's Heroes Follies - I was born to play Klink! <breaks into song>


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Seven: Borg cheesecake was green.
Harry: Let it go.


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Captain: Yo! Helm Boy! Set course for Planet Hairbrush!
Paris: You're mean!


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Naomi: My mom says the Borg must have assimilated a planet of skanks.
Seven: ....
 
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"Seven to Janeway. We must return to Voyager immediately. The Doctor has been rendered incoherent and emotionally unstable. The incident seems to have been precipitated by his peering through a test sample lens. His reaction seems identical to what he experienced after the events of Stardate 50979. Scan all available records, before our return, that would suggest the possibility of trauma the Doctor may have experienced with the parameters I have described. Seven out".


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"Kim, you are truly a turd!!!!"

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The spirit of Christmas Future gesturing to Chakotay his ultimate fate.


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"Naomi Wildman, your rapid physical maturation suggests that it is time for us to discuss the physiological changes your body is experiencing as you approach sexual maturity, or as the Doctor would prefer to describe it, "the birds and the bees".There is no need to be fearful; the only differences in your daily routine will be the application of certain garments that will be readily available from any replicator. Come now, we have much to discuss"
 
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Janeway: "Dying ... must ... have..."

Woodcotay: "Water? The doctor?"

Janeway: "Coffee."


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"A monicle. I have dreamed of this day!"
 
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EMH: Computer, make a note in the log: I have finally chosen a name. From this day forth, I shall be known as - DOCTOR PEANUT!
 
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When did all these contests start? Next time poke me with a stick just to make sure I'm not dead.
Janeway: You're fired.
 
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