hello my fellow fans. Another week, another attempt.
A nod to our winners!
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not sure i like the quote boxes. I was trying to shrink up the huge photo bombs. Meh.
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A nod to our winners!
Finn you won twice here's the first. I wouldn't be surprised if he tried this. praying it's all food based hair gellin in the 24th century.
Neelix: What type of shampoo did you use. It gives me an idea for a nice amorous dessert.
The damnit, I still think Kate is hot but i laughed anyway award goes to tharpdevenport
Janeway: "No, I'll be uglier in fourteen years!"
Kes: "No way! I'll be uglier in fourteen years!"
so glad you've joined us once again fellow contest host. congrats to Lead head
Janeway: It's my turn to use the transporter!
Kes: But you cut in line!
Janeway: Captains get to cut!
Kes: No they don't!
Janeway: Yes they do!
Kes: No they don't!
Red Alert Alarms go off.
Janeway: Great, recess is over.
The Captain withheld her inner Russian award goes to: Finn
Captain's Log: Another good day. I didn't break a boob this time.
the: Please join us for future contest you're funny award goes to: Janewayrulz
Kes: What the... is that a chin hair? I'm too young for chin hairs! I haven't hit my puberty yet, much less my morilogium.
and....
Kes: Where is the poison? The battle of wits has begun. It ends when you decide and we both drink, and find out who is right... and who is dead.
Alien Babe of the week: But it's so simple. All I have to do is divine from what I know of you: are you the sort of woman who would put the poison into her own goblet or her enemy's? Now, a clever woman would put the poison into her own goblet, because she would know that only a great fool would reach for what he was given. I am not a great fool, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you. But you must have known I was not a great fool, you would have counted on it, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me.
Kes: I can see you are overthinking this. Lets forget the battle of wits. Just give me back the wine and I'll go get us a couple of light sabers.
hahahahaha. enjoyed that laugh, T'girl
Janeway: "Jake from State Farm my ass, who were you talking too?"
pretty much sums it up caption goes to ACT2
Alien: What...what is it?
Neelix: Don't worry, the Captain will get us through this.
Janeway: It's..it's...it's a plot hole. Stay close. I'm setting my phaser to technobabble.
Chakotay: Don't be so dramatic, we see these every week.
now Fury makes sense award: Triskelion
I'm sad and I need cheering up. I know, I'll tell Harry that Naomi Wildman got promoted to Captain's Assistant.
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not sure i like the quote boxes. I was trying to shrink up the huge photo bombs. Meh.
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