Trek XI Caption Contest #13: The Conversationalist

[Rat Boy]

All right, stop playing with your toys, because it's time for another caption contest. First, a think a little time out is in order for...

For the picture from the Countdown comic book of Old Spock trying some new material on Romulus, our winner is:

SENATOR:"Booooooo!

Shut the hell up and recite Kiri-kin-tha's First Law of Free Bird!!"

For the picture of the bridge playset that's conspicuously sans walls, our winner is...

Chekov: "Wow, it's a schooner!"
Kirk: "You dumb bastard! It's not a schooner, it's a sailboat!"

And for the picture of the Enterprise toy that's no doubt thrown the Trek Tech and Trek Art forums through another loop, our winner is...

The fatal flaw in the new film was finally exposed when it was revealed that the CGI artists had forgotten to fill in the space backgrounds.

And for filling in the blanks (after a fashion), our winner is:

It's the first thing that popped into my head.

J.

And for other photoshopping:

Great one Mutenroshi

Uhura: Captain, we have an incoming transmission from...

I'M CAPTAIN KIRK ! I'M CAPTAIN KIRK ! IIIIII'M CAPTAIN KIIIIIRK !!!

And finally, an award for "How the heck did TOS get into the XI contest?"

PLAYMATES - 0

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ART ASYLUM -1

Congratulations to the winners and here are our updated totals:

Nerys Myk - 4
middyseafort - 4
Amasov - 3
Outpost4 - 3
cooleddie74 - 3
Piper - 3
M'Sharak - 2
seigezunt - 2
Woulfe - 2
Kirby - 2
Herkimer Jitty - 2
26138 - 1
jptrekker - 1
Alpha_Geek - 1
The Squire of Gothos - 1
Zachary_Smith - 1
Plum - 1
3 of 11 - 1
jongredic - 1
Super Grover - 1
Candlelight - 1
B.J. - 1
Gertch - 1
trampledamage - 1
T'Aerwynd - 1
shivkala - 1
Hartzilla2007 - 1
Jackson_Roykirk - 1
The Badger - 1
Captain Zog - 1
BriGuy - 1
Civil Shadow - 1
Skywalker - 1
J. Allen - 1
SalvorHardin - 1
Classic Fan - 1

This time around, we're back to actual pictures from the movie, featuring two grabs from the Super Bowl commercial. Our first is a bloodied and battered Kirk looking like he went a few more rounds with Finnegan. Our second (and yet it comes first in the movie) is Uhura unaware that she'll be reminding Kirk that her eyes are indeed up there for the next forty years. Have at it:

 

[Rat Boy]

Rabid Trekkie: "His shirt's not torn? This movie sucks!"

Uhura: "My thigh is nowhere near your beer glass, so kindly remove your hand, prick."

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Uhura: I've got to warn you, once you go black, you don't ever come back.

 

[Rat Boy]

Uhura: "The only way I'd ever kiss you is if someone telekenetically forced us to."

Kirk: "That can be arranged."

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Kirk: "Fruity Oaty Bars made my nose bleed uncontrollably. The Fruity Oaty Bars are a lie."

 

[Rat Boy]

Uhura: I've got to warn you, once you go black, you don't ever come back.

Kirk: "Actually, I went green and haven't come back."

 

[Woulfe]

Star Trip : Unlucky Thirteen

Kirk : Please, Don't tell that there is a Stupid Bowl ad on the screen behind me, I don't think I can take too many more of them after ours.

Uhura : You want me to do what ? Here in the bar ? Right now ? Seriously ?

 

[Nerys Myk]

PIKE: I think you've had enough chocolate, young man.

UHURA: Oh, I don't know about that...

 

[Jackson_Roykirk]

Uhura: Yes, I do think it's hot in here. Why do you ask?

 

[Jackson_Roykirk]

Pine: If you close your eyes and listen very carefully, you can almost hear the beautiful sound of the hard-core fans crying.

 

[John Picard]

Kirk: [sounding like Jeff Spicoli in Fast Times at Ridgemont High] "I'm soooooo wasted"

 

[Piper]

The way she was looking at him, Kirk sensed that Uhura's hailing frequencies were open.

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Pike: "You've always had a hard time fitting in, haven't you?"

Kirk: "Why you all up in my grill, dog?"

 

[Piper]

Many were disappointed at the large number of compression artefacts visible on the DVD release of the film.

 

[Cky]

Kirk: Well, it all started when I met this girl in a bar...

*FLASHBACK*

Kirk: Hey baby. Me, you, and an all night broffel, how does that sound?

 

[S'kai]

Uhura: Sure. If you jump on my eyelashes your probably could make it to the door in a single bound.

 

[Jackson_Roykirk]

Having blown most of the make-up budget on Quinto's bitchin' haircut, there was no money remaining to buy hazel-colored contact lenses to hide Chris Pine's blue eyes.
However, Pine had an ingenious idea for getting through the film without violating that all-important canonical issue regarding Kirk's eye color.

 

[Rat Boy]

Pike: "You've always had a hard time fitting in, haven't you? Wait a minute, are you asleep?"

Kirk: "Well I was."

 

[M'Sharak]

"No, really, Captain Pike, I'm completely sober and this was all a setup; I just wanted to see what the true
believers having an existential crisis would look like. I'll be there for induction in the morning, first in line."

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Kirk: Nah, man. It's really my hair.