Trek XI Caption Contest #12: Moichandising!

[Classic Fan]

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[SantaEddie74]

"Hello?

A-anyone?

I...I need a fresh roll.

Fresh paper?

HELLO?



Uh-oh."

 

[Classic Fan]

Dammit... SPOCK. ... Weeeee Need togetthosedammlittle things off our our bridge... annnd... backtoMego II.

 

[SalvorHardin]

Nero: I've done far worse than kill you. I've hurt you. And I wish to go on... hurting you.
I shall leave you as you left me, as you left her. Marooned for all eternity, in the center of a pink bridge. Buried alive... buried alive.

Kirk: NEROOOO ! NEROOOO!

 

[Rat Boy]

Old Spock: "The real reason he's after you is because he found out his wife was pregnant with your child."

Kirk: "I'd think I'd remember sleeping with a Romulan."

Old Spock: "Does the redhead with pointed ears ring any bells?"

Kirk: "Her? Well, I guess that explains why she was a little feisty for a Vulcan."

 

[Jackson_Roykirk]

 

[Roshi]

 

[SalvorHardin]

Great one Mutenroshi

Uhura: Captain, we have an incoming transmission from...

I'M CAPTAIN KIRK ! I'M CAPTAIN KIRK ! IIIIII'M CAPTAIN KIIIIIRK !!!

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Old Spock: I've seen this one, change the channel.

 

[Rat Boy]

Jerrius Seinfeldus: "Man, I hate to follow that guy."

Pine: "Seriously, what the fuck is this guy's problem?"

 

[Skywalker]

Chekov: "Wow, it's a schooner!"
Kirk: "You dumb bastard! It's not a schooner, it's a sailboat!"

 

[M'Sharak]

"AND YOU KNOW WHAAAAT?! I'LL TELLLLLL YOU WHY I WRECKED THE 'VEHHHHHTTE!!!"

 

[Santa Kang]

"Why is there a Martian on the bridge?"

Kirk: and the rest of the ship?

Scotty: Tuesday

 

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[Herkimer Jitty]

 

[Adm. Bonz]

Chekov: "Wow, it's a schooner!"
Kirk: "You dumb bastard! It's not a schooner, it's a sailboat!"

 

[Classic Fan]

Only a matter of time.

 

[Roshi]

Someone please animate those nacelles and make them vectoring!

 

[shivkala]

Oh man, I don't know how he does it. First he takes a reference to ancient Earth that only those among us who studied Earth's history and can see the inherent irony in the fact that we, Romulans, are similar to these Ancient Romans, then he ties it into a joke about our ears of all things. Classic stuff man, classic stuff!

 

[Toban Kal]

Why market us for kids? You do know we're just going to played with by 40 year old virgins in their mothers basement.

Elements of the past and future; combining to make something not quite as good as either.