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Trek XI Caption Contest #12: Moichandising!

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CHAIR VIEWER:"Eeeeeee-va!"

KIRK:"Uh-oh."
 
Star Trip : XI Sold Separately

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Old Spock ( To Himself ) :At least there is no way that nut can work XI into this one, aw crud.

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Paramount Bean Counters : The new / old Enterprise bridge, Everything sold separately, so we can milk fans for even more money then ever before.

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Paramount Bean Counters : New / Old Enterprise, SPACE itself sold separately, each star & planet, normal matter, dark matter....

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Paramount Bean Counters : Star Trek XI Official Comic Book, Dialog sold separately, we'll make trillions off this whole thing, we can't loose.
 
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"Dammit.

I can never get any privacy on these Viewer Toilets.

Enjoying the view, PERVERTS???"
 
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OLDD SPOCK:"Can you get pay-per-view on this thing? On my old Enterprise, you never could."
 
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"Kirk to Mitchell.

Report to the captain's quarters at once, Gary.

Bring a new roll of paper. Mister Kelso forgot to stock the crapper...AGAIN."
 
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