Trek XI Caption Contest #11: Making Faces

[Rat Boy]

Keep your shirts on, because now we have a new caption contest. First, let's pants...I mean praise...

For the picture of Kirk looking for Uhura's contact lens, our winner is...

Chris Pine was advised it might be as well to keep out of the way when William Shatner visited the set.

For the picture that launched a thousand complaints from the old-school Trekkers, our winner is...

Fed up with being ignored by the rest of the senior staff, Uhura decided to grab their attention in the only way possible on the sex-fueled short skirted world of the Starship Enterprise.

Finally, for the picture of Chris Pine's most memorable day of filming, our winner is...

Kirk: Looks like these avacados are ripe.

Finally, our Photoshop award, which masterfully works in a Twilight Zone reference:

Kirk: What the hell...

Congratulations to the winners and here are your updated totals:

Nerys Myk - 4
Amasov - 3
middyseafort - 3
Outpost4 - 3
M'Sharak - 2
cooleddie74 - 2
seigezunt - 2
Woulfe - 2
Kirby - 2
Herkimer Jitty - 1
26138 - 1
jptrekker - 1
Alpha_Geek - 1
The Squire of Gothos - 1
Zachary_Smith - 1
Plum - 1
3 of 11 - 1
jongredic - 1
Super Grover - 1
Candlelight - 1
B.J. - 1
Gertch - 1
trampledamage - 1
T'Aerwynd - 1
shivkala - 1
Hartzilla2007 - 1
Jackson_Roykirk - 1
The Badger - 1
Piper - 1
Captain Zog - 1

I've been holding back on starting a new contest until something new came out in regards to the film and our bonus pictures qualify. First though are two more grabs from the trailer from TrekCore. The first is Sulu getting into a sword fight with the Romulan who appears to be "Big Boy" from the Countdown comic (if you've seen the previews, you know what I mean). Second is Karl Urban as Doctor McCoy apparently channeling Dwight Schultz as Howling Mad Murdoch. Our bonus pictures are from last night's Golden Globes, where Chris Pine and Zach Quinto presented an award. First picture is of the two of them apparently still in character from the movie. Second is them with actress Anna Paquin, who most likely won for her sex scene with a naked vampire that just crawled out of the ground in HBO's True Blood. For some reason, this last photo reminds me of a bonus picture Outpost4 used for the TOS Caption Contest (again, you'd know it if you saw it). I wonder what's got Chris' attention. Happy captioning:

 

[Rat Boy]

Big Boy: "Big Boy doesn't swing that way!"

McCoy: "I warned you about the green chicks."

Pine: "Look, just because we went down the red carpet together doesn't mean that we're..."

Quinto: "Desperate?"

Pine: "Oh crap, it's Shatner again."

 

[Outpost4]

Nice heels, Zach.
Thanks, Chris.

 

[Gertch]

"IT COULD BE WORSE. WE COULD BE ON AN OLD SAILING SHIP."

"Who cut the CHEESE?"

 

[Rat Boy]

Quinto: "Dude, I thought we were going to coordinate our outfits tonight!"

Pine: "Black suit, white shirt, black tie. So?"

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Thanks for another win!

Sulu: So am I about to find out why they call you Big Boy?
Big Boy: Oh, boy.
Sulu. No. No. Oh, my!

McCoy: Space is something, something dark side!

Pine: Stop slouching, Zach. You'll develop a hump.

Pine: Ryan Seacrest... that bitch has better hair than I do.

 

[Gepard]

In space, no one can hear you fart.

But they'll know anyway.

 

[Samurai8472]

Pine: I love this rug
Quinto: Hmm I prefer Brazilian

 

[M'Sharak]

"You had the curry before you suited up? What are you, nuts?!"



Minutes later...

Something was wrong; he could sense it. And then Chris spotted...
the curry vendor. The soon-to-be-seriously-beaten curry vendor.

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

McCoy: Great Shatner, Jim! I'm a doctor...
Kirk: Yeah, yeah, not some asswipe that has to keep reminding us every chance he gets.

 

[Gil T.Azell]

McCoy: "God those Orions slave girls are ripe, after hot monkey sex...
Kirk: "Yeah, just don't go South on them, its like eating grass."

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Big Boy: "LEEEEEROOOOOYYYY.... JENKIIIIIIIIIINS"

McCoy: "Space isn't fun. It's bacon and lettuce and tomato, wrapped in sourdough and despair. Mmmm... sourdough and despair."

Pine: "Curious, Mr. Quinto. It appears that the ambient temperature in this room has risen."

Quinto: "I call dibs on the green chick."

Pine: "It appears I shall need some other way to relieve the seven year fever. Excuse me, I shall be in the bathroom."

 

[Nerys Myk]

KIRK:When's the last time you had a shave or a shower?!

MCCOY: Hrrm?

KIRK: Seriously dude, they can smell you in the next quadrant.

 

[Outpost4]

McCoy: The best I can recount, twenty-six bars in three days. Why do you ask?

"Damn it, Zach, dress up for these affairs!"
"I have a handkerchief."
"I can see the cardboard it's stapled to."
"Whoo, thanks. Fixed it."

 

[Woulfe]

Star Trip : This one goes to XI ! ( You just know I had to do it for this one didn't you ? )

Sulu : Your mother was a Hamster and your father smelt of eldiberries....

Big Boy : SILENCE ! XI keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeel yooooooooooooou !

Sulu : Not today pal....

McCoy : Space is big, XI mean really really big, You wouldn't believe just how mind numbingly huge it is, XI mean, You may think it's a long way down to the corner drug store, but that's just peanuts compared to space....

Chris : Try to look serious, we're being photographed....

Zach : I so want to do what Albert Einstein did when he was photographed....

Chris : Try not to think about that right now....

Zach : So which one of us is Roddenberry here ?

Chris : I guess I am, seeing as you look older then me here.

Zach : So I'm playing the director of Gamesters ?

Chris : Pretty much.

Ryan : Wait, that means I'm the alien chick w/ the silver underware ?

Both guys : Yes....

Ryan : Cool.

 

[Jackson_Roykirk]

McCoy: The name's Leonard McCoy, but everybody calls me Bones. Any of you guys call me Leonard, and I'll kill you....And I don't like nobody touching my stuff. So just keep your meat-hooks off. If I catch any of you guys in my stuff, I'll kill you. Also, I don't like nobody touching me. Now, any of you homos touch me, and I'll kill you.

Kirk: Lighten up...'Leonard'.

 

[Jackson_Roykirk]

McCoy: Space is nougat and carmel wrapped in chocolate...
...Get it? That's a Milky Way bar. Ha Ha! Milky Way!...do you get it? The Milky Way!

Kirk: Yeah. Funny. [to himself] why do I always get the seat next to the crackpot lunatics on these flights?

 

[Rat Boy]

Pine (thinking): Should I be worried that I'm standing next to the Hero that eats brains and the X-Men who drains the life out of people.

Paquin: "I also read minds on True Blood."

Pine (thinking): Crap.

 

[Piper]

Big Boy screams as the invisible Blurring Monster begins to devour him.

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

McCoy: Bones! What in the hell kind of nickname is that? It'd be better as yours, Jimmy-boy, since you're so willing to dip your stick in any green-skinned junk.