Trek XI Caption Contest #10: HARD CORE NUDITY!

[The Squire of Gothos]

SO that's where it's been hiding all this time.

Under Uhura's bed? Wouldn't you?

 

[Woulfe]

SO that's where it's been hiding all this time.

Under Uhura's bed? Wouldn't you?

Only if I was looking for the next caption contest, as it's hiding....

Contrary to popular belief us wolves do not hang out on Hollywood and Vine....

We are not horn-dogs as well, nor do we eat grand mas, girls in red, or pigs for that matter....

- W -
* Not your stereotypical wolf *

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Kirk: Looks like these avacados are ripe.

 

[Piper]

Kirk: Now don't panic, but I appear to have put my back out. Just wriggle out under me, and try not to hit your head on the way.

 

[Woulfe]

Star Trip : Looking for XI in all the wrong places.....

Pine : I found were J.J. hid the script everyone, we can stop searching for it now.

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Kirk: Don't mind me, I'm just down here looking for the plot... oh, that's where I left it...

 

[Rat Boy]

Rat Boy: "Oh, crap! The caption contest! I knew I forgot to do something...well, other than you, my dear."

 

[section9]

Spock: "Uhura is busy; I am monitoring."

One of the benefits of the famous "slingshot" technique that was developed by the Federation in the 23rd Century became apparent in ladies uniforms. Starfleet was able to send raiding parties back to 20th Century Earth and deplete Target, Wal-Mart, and Sears of their low-rent, cheap, uncomfortable braziers (made by ten-cent per hour Chinese slave-labor).

Thus, at budget time, the line-item for "Braziers, Women's-Standard Issue" was always close to zero when Starfleet Command had to go before the Appropriations Committee of the Federation Council.

There were complaints by the Vulcan women about the Hannah Montana training bras, but they soon died away...

 

[Outpost4]

Kirk: I can't believe they put my boner in the trailer.
Orion slave girl: Yes, yes, put your boner in the trailer!