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Trek XI Caption Contest #10: HARD CORE NUDITY!

Rat Boy

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No need to panic; I put off starting a new caption contest seeing how Imageshack ate the original pictures, so let's get started. First, as always, let us honor...

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For our picture of Spock helping his mother past the paparazzi, our first winner is...

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Spock: We don't have time for sight seeing, start gathering hollow logs and enough explosive minerals to make a rudimentary cannon.
Amanda: You have a phaser, dear.
Spock: Aw, crap!

And for the picture of Kirk and Nero (at least I think it's him; feel free to correct me, J.J.) doing their impersonations of Obi-Wan Kenobi and Darth Maul, our winner is...

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Nero: "It's true what they say about you, Kirk. The sun really does shine out of your arse."

And for our Photoshop winner (ten guesses as to who that could be):

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PINE: I'm thinking JJ is taking this "more like Star Wars" thing a bit too far.
BANA: Thats for the lawyers to decide.

Hmmmm, let's ask our resident Star Wars expert what he thinks:

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Jabba the Hutt (in Huttese): <<Bring me Orci and Kurtzman. They will suffer for this outrage!>>

I keed, I keed. Congratulations to the winners and here's our current standings:

Nerys Myk - 4
Amasov - 3
middyseafort - 2
M'Sharak - 2
cooleddie74 - 2
seigezunt - 2
Outpost4 - 2
Woulfe - 2
Kirby - 2
Herkimer Jitty - 1
26138 - 1
jptrekker - 1
Alpha_Geek - 1
The Squire of Gothos - 1
Zachary_Smith - 1
Plum - 1
3 of 11 - 1
jongredic - 1
Super Grover - 1
Candlelight - 1
B.J. - 1
Gertch - 1
trampledamage - 1
T'Aerwynd - 1
shivkala - 1
Hartzilla2007 - 1
Jackson_Roykirk - 1
The Badger - 1



This contest is going to be a little different this time around, in that it'll be a tad bit longer than normal. First off is because I've almost exhausted all the good screen caps from the trailer, so hopefully something will show up in the next couple of weeks. Second is that next Monday I have jury duty; being that it's the first Monday of 2009 and the day they pick for jury trials, there's a chance I could find my time for caption contests temporarily evaporate, at least for next week. So, enjoy what you've been waiting for since the trailer dropped: HARD CORE NUDITY! Happy New Year!

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Kirk: "My God, where did she get these shoes?"

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Zoe: "Nichelle mentioned never having to do this on camera."

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Chris Pine tries out his life-sized Scarlett doll from G.I. Joe.
 
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Kirk: "Wait, this is my room!"

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Zoe: "Thank God, they're still there."

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[Homer]"Green Boobies...:drool: "[Homer]

ncc71877:bolian:
 
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Uhura: I know you're under the bed looking at me, Kirk. You can look all you want, but since you're not getting anything more than that, your balls will soon be blue-ey.
 
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Kirk: "So that's where I left my present-wrapping stuff."

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Boma: "Where the hell did these come from?"

"Enterprise to away team: Are you alright? The transporter accident up here was pretty gnarly."

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McCoy (Barges in): "She's dead, Jim!"

Kirk: "What?"

McCoy: "She's been dead for a day! Why the hell do you think she was green??"
 
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The fourth copy of Kirk really was 'Doomed' after lying in wait to kill the second copy of Spock who was incedently waiting to kill the third copy of Kirk on the bed above. After forgetting the squence, he misplaced a 1 with a 0 in the time travel code of 001100 010010 011110 10001 101101 11011.

Stranded 19 seconds in the past and desperate to pee, he had only one choice, the ONLY choice that a red-blooded Kirk could make...


He pee'd in an empty budweiser bottle and went uptop to have a two-Kirk one Orion threesome.
 
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Kirk: "...Tantalus Field generator..."?


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KIRK: Do you think your roommate heard us?

ORION: Heard us? She's about to join us!


You know, looking at those two pictures side by side, it looks like the same room. I think you're on to something there.

They aren't the same room, but they're close.

At the best, it's just a redress of the set. Maybe they are two rooms in a StarFleet crew hostel, or something like that.

Oh, and sorry, Rat Boy, about appropriating your thread title over in the TOS forum. I can see you had it all planned. Me, I generally don't know what the caption contest will be 10 minutes before I post it.
 
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I think they are the same room...even the artwork on the rear wall and on the right hand wall (next to the arched "opening") are the same.

My guess is that Uhura and the chick with Kirk are roommates.
 
I think they are the same room...even the artwork on the rear wall and on the right hand wall (next to the arched "opening") are the same.

My guess is that Uhura and the chick with Kirk are roommates.
I was thinking the same after it was mentioned earlier.

That would explain why Kirk appears to be hiding under the bed.
 
Oh, and sorry, Rat Boy, about appropriating your thread title over in the TOS forum. I can see you had it all planned. Me, I generally don't know what the caption contest will be 10 minutes before I post it.

That's okay. This title reminds me of that Simpsons clip show hosted by Troy McClure.

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Kirk: "Watch, I can take your bra off with just my teeth. Uh oh."

Orion: "What?"

Kirk: "I think my braces got caught."
 
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Kirk: "...Tantalus Field generator..."?


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KIRK: Do you think your roommate heard us?

ORION: Heard us? She's about to join us!


You know, looking at those two pictures side by side, it looks like the same room. I think you're on to something there.

They aren't the same room, but they're close.

At the best, it's just a redress of the set. Maybe they are two rooms in a StarFleet crew hostel, or something like that.

Oh, and sorry, Rat Boy, about appropriating your thread title over in the TOS forum. I can see you had it all planned. Me, I generally don't know what the caption contest will be 10 minutes before I post it.
I'd say redress too. The chachskis on the table are different.
 
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Bob Guccione presents Star Trek.

This ain't your father's Enterprise.

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Zoe Saldana: Funny, I thought this was a remake of Star Trek not Space: 1999.
 
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