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Trek Lit Limericks

A mind meld was started by Spock
But he soon got a big mental shock.
It exploded his ears
And left him in tears
He sought comfort by wearing a frock.
 
After drinks and a dinner with Rand
The Enterprise captain's right hand
boldly went with great risk
 
After drinks and a dinner with Rand
The Enterprise captain's right hand
boldly went with great risk
To grab hold of a whisk
 
After drinks and a dinner with Rand
The Enterprise captain's right hand
boldly went with great risk
To grab hold of a whisk
And make a souffle by hand!

BTW, when I first read the second line, I thought it referred to a person - you know, like a right-hand man? This would have been a very different limerick if I'd written line 3, and most of you would have gone, like, "Huh?" Since when is Spock Kirk's right hand?" So it's definitely for the best.
 
After drinks and a dinner with Rand
The Enterprise captain's right hand
boldly went with great risk
To grab hold of a whisk
And make a souffle by hand!

BTW, when I first read the second line, I thought it referred to a person - you know, like a right-hand man? This would have been a very different limerick if I'd written line 3, and most of you would have gone, like, "Huh?" Since when is Spock Kirk's right hand?" So it's definitely for the best.

Beats the hell out of what I was thinking. But my mind is dirty....
 
I deliberately did not want to think of anything "dirty" that involved a whisk. My mind just...shied away!
 
Spock welcomed ponn farr, flushing green
Went beserk as he searched for his queen
He let a big grin
Coz he had not killed Jim
And that would have been fairly mean...

Altered the wording of the first line because I couldn't think of another way to make it work.

EDIT TGTheodore beat me to it!

Flushing with green, Spock welcomed Pon Farr
But alas, was alone in a bar.

He went to the lobby
To assuage his hobby
But I doubt if he got very far
 
Selar and K'ehleyr went to lunch
For blue drinks and green cubes to munch
They looked at each other,
"We have the same mother!"
And they knew it was more than a hunch.
 
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