A rabid Mugato named Fred
Was about to go out of his head
Was about to go out of his head
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A rabid Mugato named Fred
Was about to go out of his head
But spotting a Horta
Was about to go out of his head
But spotting a Horta
A rabid Mugato named Fred
Was about to go out of his head
But spotting a Horta
He calmed down (sorta)
And proposed to her and they were wed.
(You should see their kids...)
Whenever a Pakled's near by
Was about to go out of his head
But spotting a Horta
He calmed down (sorta)
And proposed to her and they were wed.
(You should see their kids...)
Whenever a Pakled's near by
Whenever a Pakled's near by
All sensible natives just cry
All sensible natives just cry
Whenever a Pakled's near by
All sensible natives just cry.
For they'd much rather deal with
(WHOA! Just had a little tremor here in the Bay Area! Woo!)
--Ted
All sensible natives just cry.
For they'd much rather deal with
(WHOA! Just had a little tremor here in the Bay Area! Woo!)
--Ted
Whenever a Pakled's near by
All sensible natives just cry.
For they'd much rather deal with
Not eating a meal with
A moron with food on his tie.
A babe from the planet Orion
Was sexy without even tryin'
All sensible natives just cry.
For they'd much rather deal with
Not eating a meal with
A moron with food on his tie.
A babe from the planet Orion
Was sexy without even tryin'
A babe from the planet Orion
Was sexy without even tryin'
All her best parts were green
But, alas, were unseen
Was sexy without even tryin'
All her best parts were green
But, alas, were unseen
As an April Fools' joke, Scotty planned
As an April Fools' joke, Scotty planned
to make like an accident severed his hand.
to make like an accident severed his hand.
As an April Fools' joke, Scotty planned
to make like an accident severed his hand.
So when he tried to salute
The gesture was moot
to make like an accident severed his hand.
So when he tried to salute
The gesture was moot
The mirror showed Spock's new goatee
Which made him look more evil-ly
Which made him look more evil-ly
On our last trip out to Altair Four
