Trek Lit Limericks

[TGTheodore]

While orbiting Omicron Theta
There was an odd change about Data

 

[JB2005]

While orbiting Omicron Theta
There was an odd change about Data
He said, "where's my brother?"
I'm sure there's another...
Ah yes, this is Lore, he's a Beta"

(Pronounced American Bey-ta rather than British Bee-ta)

 

[Bobatiel]

He introduced himself as Trelane

 

[JB2005]

He introduced himself as Trelane
And soon was abit of a pain,
between me and you
I think it was Q
Enjoying his galactic reign

 

[TGTheodore]

A guy in a toga, Apollo,
Insisted that Kirk start to follow.

 

[JB2005]

A guy in a toga, Apollo,
Insisted that Kirk start to follow.
Kirk said "go to hell"
this just doesn't gel
your religion is really quite hollow"

 

[Bobatiel]

um...one line at a time please so the rest of can play too.

 

[Trent Roman]

One line at a time please so the rest of can play too,
Said Chakotay groggily as he boxed a kangaroo

 

[TGTheodore]

One line at a time please so the rest of can play too,
Said Chakotay groggily as he boxed a kangaroo
If you don't play by the rules

 

[Steve Roby]

One line at a time please so the rest of can play too,
Said Chakotay groggily as he boxed a kangaroo
If you don't play by the rules
Then I pity you fools

 

[Bobatiel]

One line at a time please so the rest of can play too,
Said Chakotay groggily as he boxed a kangaroo
If you don't play by the rules
Then I pity you fools
Can't believe the absurdity. Who wrote this, Hu Flung Pu?

 

[TGTheodore]

When Scotty first spotted the glitch,

 

[JB2005]

um...one line at a time please so the rest of can play too.

sorry, just was feeling over-enthused!

When Scotty first spotted the Glitch
He muttered "well son of a bitch"

 

[JustKate]

When Scotty first spotted the glitch,
He muttered "Well, son of a bitch!
My engines are stressed

 

[TGTheodore]

When Scotty first spotted the glitch,
He muttered "Well, son of a bitch!
My engines are stressed.
But at least I've been blessed

 

[Bobatiel]

When Scotty first spotted the glitch,
He muttered "Well, son of a bitch!
My engines are stressed.
But at least I've been blessed
Mira Romaine wore nada a stitch

 

[JustKate]

We've dropped back to page 2 and we can't have that, can we? So...

When Riley was warbling "Kathleen"

 

[TGTheodore]

When Riley was warbling "Kathleen"
He was drugged, and his singing obscene.

 

[JustKate]

When Riley was warbling "Kathleen"
He was drugged, and his singing obscene.
Kirk begged for a break

 

[Hoshi_Mayweather]

When Riley was warbling "Kathleen"
He was drugged, and his singing obscene.
Kirk begged for a break

And for the entire crew's sake,
Kirk reprimanded poor Riley for causing a scene.


Janeway and Chakotay