Trek Lit Limericks
- Thread starter TGTheodore
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Sorry-dropped in out of context.
Valin, Valin - you scared everybody off with your cadence, dude! But you weren't the first, and you won't be the last, and anyway, Uhura/Missour-ah is well nigh brilliant. Let's see what I can come up with:
On our last trip out to Altair Four
Robby's dreams were revealed by his snore.
He thought of Uhura
Fan-dancing in a land natives call Missour-ah
And he called out, "More! More!"
On our last trip out to Altair Four
Robby's dreams were revealed by his snore.
He thought of Uhura
Fan-dancing in a land natives call Missour-ah
And he called out, "More! More!"
Each time Chekov tries to say "vessels",
It always comes out just like "wessels"
The V's he might choose
Sound like W's
It always comes out just like "wessels"
The V's he might choose
Sound like W's
Shouldn't that end with:
"Vith the English language he vrestles"?
Oh, vait, I'm getting my Chekhov mixed up vith the Count...
Upon beaming down to a strange new planet
Upon beaming down to a strange new planet
Kirk met a young woman named Janet.
Her last name was Wallace,
Kirk met a young woman named Janet.
Her last name was Wallace,
Upon beaming down to a strange new planet
Kirk met a young woman named Janet.
Her last name was Wallace,
And her figure was flawless
Kirk met a young woman named Janet.
Her last name was Wallace,
And her figure was flawless
While beaming down from the Narada
While beaming down from the Narada
Nero saw that the horta wore Prada
Nero saw that the horta wore Prada
While beaming down from the Narada
Nero saw that the horta wore Prada
"Tres chic!" he exclaimed,
his disruptor he aimed,
And soon the poor Horta wore nada
Nero saw that the horta wore Prada
"Tres chic!" he exclaimed,
his disruptor he aimed,
And soon the poor Horta wore nada
