Trek Lit Limericks

[JustKate]

^ Well, I have to say you take criticism very well. And yes, you may pat yourself on the back for a job well done. Euw euw euw euw...

 

[SicOne]

It's all in good pun, Kate

 

[JustKate]

I know. Well, I know it's in "pun," but I'm not so sure about the "good" part...

 

[SicOne]

Ohhhhh....

Gotta always get the last word in, don't ya...

 

[TGTheodore]

The eel that was in Chekov's brain
Lost its way, and that might explain

 

[KimMH]

The eel that was in Chekov's brain
Lost it's way, and that might explain
His mistaken belief
That he could find relief

 

[SicOne]

The eel that was in Chekov's brain
Lost its way and that might explain
His mistaken belief
That he might find relief
By pooping out, down the drain.

Heh heh.

 

[TGTheodore]

Okay, who let Triumph the Insult Dog in?


When packing to go visit Risa

 

[SicOne]

Okay, who let Triumph the Insult Dog in?


When packing to go visit Risa

Heh heh heh.

When packing to go visit Risa
Will Riker forgot to pack Lice-Off.
He got the cock cooties
From an Orion floozie

 

[SicOne]

At the risk of incurring the dreaded Thread Dormancy card, my last four (which I had found while cleaning my office on vacation last week)...

Counselor Troi's rack's getting floppy
Years, gravity, kids makes them droppy.
But I'd still stick it in
With a shite-eatin' grin.
And roger her all slow and sloppy.

With Riker away on a mission
Worf got Troi in doggie position.
She looked back with a grin,
Said, "You sure you're in?"
He thrust forward, redefining "penetration"!

Seven of Nine wondered what'd happen
If she dildoed with a bar of latinum.
Doc's eyes were agog
As she screamed, "OH MY GOD!"
"I just had multiple Borg-gasms!"

There eas a Trek poster named SicOne
Whose posts were all riddled with puns.
Delivered off-key
Filled with misogyny.
But, hey folks, weren't SOME of them fun?

Thank you very much, goodnight!

 

[Valin]

These Trek limericks are getting porny,
And worse, very corny...

 

[TGTheodore]

Can't ANYONE rhyme anymore?

Friggin' rap ...



--Ted

 

[Steve Roby]

These Trek limericks are getting porny,
And worse, very corny
Forum members all fled
Because, someone said,
They were squicked out by SicOne being horny.

Star Trek lim'ricks should follow the rules.
(Don't you learn about this at your schools?)
They're better most times
With rhythm and rhymes.
In constructing these, those are your tools.

 

[JustKate]

The Trek 'poet' Sic thinks it sublime,
To pretend happen and latinum rhyme

 

[TGTheodore]

The Trek 'poet' Sic thinks it sublime,
To pretend happen and latinum rhyme
Don't know what he was thinking
Or what he was drinking,
Because it's so obvious they don't.

(Whew! Had to get that one out of my system ...)

--Ted

 

[JustKate]

You know, you start one of these things, and you never know how it will go, but sometimes, you've got an idea in the back of your head about how you'd like it to end, and...

And you nailed it, Ted! Yaaaaaaay!