TOS Caption Contest Scrimage #1

[Triskelion]

Spock: Sorry. No claim ticket, no keys.

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

McCoy: Jim, Chekov has got his dick caught in his zipper again.

Kirk: "Have his balls dropped yet?"
McCoy: "That's the other guy. You're getting 'em mixed up."

 

[Nerys Myk]

MCCOY: Can we recalibrate the UT for unintelligable gibberish?

CHEKOV: Vat?

 

[Nerys Myk]

SPOCK (sighs): Yes, it goes to 11.

 

[Rat Boy]

McCoy: "It's no use, Jim. I can't fix his accent."

Chekov: "Vell, wuck you."

 

[Zachary Smith]

Spock: My mind to your mind. We are becoming one-- Just another moment, Jim. I'll show you. My mind-- our minds are becoming one . . .

Kirk (thinking): Jeeziz, he melds ONCE with a horta and thinks he should be able to do it with anything . . .

 

[Shatmandu]

Spock: "I write you the prescription for Dioxycodone, you have it filled, you give me half the pills, and we're both happy."
Adam: "WE REACH!"

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Spock: I have just finished tuning that, please put it down or I shall have to punch you in the groin.

 

[Nerys Myk]

ADAM: Dude, its a 3 minute pop song. How long should writing the lyrics take?

 

[LNJM906]

(I saw someone on campus, I swear to Bob, he looked EXACTLY like Carl Spock. )

 

[cooleddie74]

"I don't get it, Jim. This flies in the face of established medical knowledge!

One minute, Chekov hairs looks like this...the next it's all kinky and curly and looks blonder!"

 

[cooleddie74]

SPOCK:"Put it down. NOW.

Or I'll butterfly you and hang you from the ceiling of one of our cargo bays."

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Spock: If you like that, I've got something in my pants you can pluck.

 

[Rat Boy]

Adam: "So, is it true?"

Spock: *sigh* "Yes, once you go black, you do not go back."

 

[Shatmandu]

Spock: "Here's the address of my barber. You look like you're wearing a leather football helmet."

 

[Shatmandu]

McCoy: "I'm just sayin', the last time you wiped with that pink stuff, your anus swelled up and looked like a catcher's mit."
Kirk, offscreen: "Leave me the hell alone!"

 

[Triskelion]

Spock: I'm rewriting your lyrics: "Going down to Eden, yay, brother... no more trouble for my body or my mind... Gonna live like a king, on whatever I find...and then in two weeks I'll hit up Herbert for a job. Yay brother."
"Heavy, Spock".

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

McCoy: The inhabitants of this planet need a virgin sacrifice, Jim, or they're gonna kill us all. Now we know that ain't you. And it ain't me.
Kirk (off-camera): Well, Mr. Chekov, it was nice knowing you.
Chekov: VHAT?!

 

[Nerys Myk]

SPOCK: It's a standard management contract, trust me.

 

[cooleddie74]

ADAM:"So...

when do the naked groupies start showin' up, Brother?"