"I'm gonna have to talk in a whisper, baby. The Captain's on the bridge right now and he gets REAL jealous if he thinks someone else is dipping a spoon in his chocolate mousse."
SCOTTY:"Why the bloody hell NOT?
Take 'em off!!!"
TOS Caption Contest Scrimage #1
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"I'm gonna have to talk in a whisper, baby. The Captain's on the bridge right now and he gets REAL jealous if he thinks someone else is dipping a spoon in his chocolate mousse."
SCOTTY:"Why the bloody hell NOT?
Take 'em off!!!"
Most awkward bachelor party ever.
Uhura found ways to sneak a listen to her file of David Soul songs when the Captain wasn't paying attention.
Kirk (thinking): Damn Scotty and his stupid gloating! As if winning EVERY game of musical chairs actually MEANS something to anyone . . .
Jarvis: "That God you're here: your engineer was offering to 'change my spark plug.'"
Jarvis: "Thank God you're here: Hengist killed himself when you're engineer started doing his Dane Cook impersonation."
SCOTTY:"That Hengist is a beginner, lads!
One sip of the wee creature and he went down faster than Robert the Bruce on a royal lass!"
Jarvis: "Thank God you're here: your engineer was threatening to play 'find the missing finger!'"
JARVIS:"Excellent.
EXCELLENT.
My velour and whiskey cult is coming together quite nicely!!"
Uhura, at a whisper: "Girl, you gonna do that, you make sure you do an enema first, you hear? ... Look, I gotta go: we fightin' the Romulans or sumpthin' ... <disruptor fire rocks ship>"
nuUhura: Tell me 'bout it, gurl. Same shit's happening over here.
Adams: Yes my friends, it's time to go down to Titty Town!
Groping Guss: I gonna mash yo' titties until they make one big titty!
Noel: But that's my shoulders not my breast.
Groping Guss: Damn it I need new contacts.
Guy holding Noel: Your hair smells like furniture lacquer.
Scotty: Welcome lads, to Scotty's Discount Ho's! Where you can get the butta faced woman of your wet dreams for only 50 credits an hour.
Hairy Guy: Jiminy Fuck'n Cricket! Can't A guy masturbate to big titted campers without an audience?
Hairy Guy: Man, I was having that nightmare with you and that dude Sulu in a dress going at it again. Even worse it made me jizz myself!
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Uhura, at a whisper: "Girl, you gonna do that, you make sure you do an enema first, you hear? ... Look, I gotta go: we fightin' the Romulans or sumpthin' ... <disruptor fire rocks ship>"
nuUhura: Tell me 'bout it, gurl. Same shit's happening over here.
Oldhura, sassy: "You tell young Spock to take it easy on your 'shuttle bay' for me, unkay? Holla."
Sorry Captain, I'm not receiving - oh snap, this is my nail polisher.
Kirk: I'll give you a knife for your fur wrap.
Barbarian Dude: I'm not wearing a fur wrap...?
Scotty: Borgas frat! Let 'im hae the knife, Captain!
