TOS Caption Contest Scrimage #1

[Triskelion]

I got all these from Burgess Meredith for a song!

For pity's sake, Jim! The only music he brought is an 8 track of TV theme songs!

 

[Captain Crow]

Kor having mild fun with his new bread maker.

 

[cooleddie74]

"Sorry, Jim.

Chekov and I just can't get your tape recorder here to work. Damn play button's stuck or somethin' ."

 

[cooleddie74]

"Ahhhhhhh.

The rigors and pressure of an Imperial Governorship...alleviated by the joy of making Shrinky Dinks."

 

[Drob]

This is where fax spam comes from.

 

[Nerys Myk]

COGLEY: You won't find a finer collection of Nineteenth Century porn any where in the Galaxy.

 

[battrekker]

So Extenze doesn't work as advertised!
Earthers have no honor!

 

[Shatmandu]

Kor's high pain threshhold hides the fact that sitting in this chair all day has caused hemorrhoids the size of a targ's nuts.

 

[Shatmandu]

Cogley, reading from cue card: "The mankini is a suitable garment, and I'll prove it to you."

 

[Rat Boy]

Cogley: "I figure the more I write, the better my chances of making Oprah's book club."

 

[Nerys Myk]

COGLEY: Look, I was young and Law School is expensive!

 

[cooleddie74]

COGLEY:"Sorry, Captain.

I can't do a thing for you. I've read every legal text written in the past 500 years that might even REMOTELY pertain to your situation. And the closest I can come to finding anything helpful is something related to an ancient Earth movie director named Polanski."

 

[cooleddie74]

"This is Governor Kor.

As of this date...all Organian men wearing Prince Valiant costumes will be put to summary death. And all women must go without bottoms."

 

[Tan Ru]

Would you believe that these volumes contain ALL the rejected scripts and story-ideas submitted by fans during the entire three-year run?? I kid you not...............

 

[cooleddie74]

"You were wrong, Kirk.

As you can PLAINLY see...there was an even longer, even more unabridged version of The Stand."

 

[Trekker4747]

Dammit! I was Rick-Rolled again!

And this whole set can be yours for just 199.99!

 

[Nerys Myk]

KIRK Girl to Grab?

COGLEY: Its an Encyclopedia, Kirk!!!*


*Stolen from Martin Mull.

 

[cooleddie74]

COGLEY:"Can you reshelve all of these, Kirk?

I have a hot date tonight with Miss Shaw."

 

[Nerys Myk]

COGLEY: Captain ...this book is dead. And so are these.

 

[cooleddie74]

"ALL these volumes, Kirk...and not ONE that can teach me how to give multiple orgasms to my wife!!"