TOS Caption Contest Scrimage #1
- Thread starter Shatmandu
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"This is Governor Kor.
If anyone has seen my head ridges...please report to my office in the citadel with said ridges by nightfall this evening...or else a hundred of your townspeople will be executed.
That is all."
Kor: "Puny Federation dogs! Tremble before the mighty technological might of... the portable toaster!"
"Perfect.
ANOTHER pack of Pop Tarts...burned and ruined.
In the name of the almighty Kahless himself, HOW do I operate this thing?!"
Kor: "This blowjob machine is the finest device ever created. Remind me to kill my chief engineer and take all the credit."
Chief Engineer: "Yes, sir."
"Hey, targs. Its the Midnight Hour and I'm Commander Kor coming at you on subspace frequency 105.6. I'll be here spinning tunes and rapping with y'all for the next four hours. So curl up with a cup of Raktajino, a mug of bloodwine...or what ever makes you mellow. First up some P'Nk F'Lyd in the orignal Klingon. See you on the dark side of Praxis...
McCoy: If we have to camp out on this planet while they fix the transporter I'm not gonna sing any of that "Row, Row, Row Your Boat" shit.
Cogly: Call me a hack lawyer again and I'll shove this so far up your ass you'll be coughing up the pages!
Kor: I love my new Ronco Showtime Rotisserie Grill.
Kor: Damn it! The printer is out of ink and my 8 foot long "I WUV YOU MOMMY!" Print Shop banner is only half done!
[dramatic music, camera zooms in on Kor, then fade out to commercial]
I hope Kang doesn't catch me here at Kinko's, I'll never hear the end of it....
Kirk: And all these books are more effective than the computer?
Cogley: Sure. Computers leave lacerations when you hit your officers. Books? No marks at all.
Kirk: Intriguing....
McCoy: Nothing here but shrubs, Jim.
Chekov: Hey?
"He's clean, Jim.
Not one tick or dust mite in that ugly mop on his head."
"This is WKOR FM radio 22.67 hittin' you with all the newest tracks to come outta the Empire...next up is a little ditty you can eat a targ leg to called 'Sex Before Dishonor' !!"
Kor: D-12? Damn it! You sank my battleship!
[dramatic music, camera zooms in on Kor, then fade out to commercial]
Chekov: "Doctor! Ve killed Anton Yelchin!"
McCoy: "No use getting all upset about it, it was an accident after all. Well, better not let a perfectly good human face go to waste. Chekov, lay down. I've got some surgery to do."
Kirk: "Yes they're called stalictites and no I don't need to know what they remind you of."
Ruk: <licks lips and smiles>
Spock: "What on Vulcan makes them think it's forked?"
