TOS Caption Contest #97 - Whom Gods Delay

[cooleddie74]

"You not on list.

Plus...need formal shirt and tie. Go home. Come back later. We hold table for you."

 

[Swarles Barkley]

Cloud William: "Mr. Fabulous, if you not rejoin band, Festus and me come here every day for breakfast, lunch and dinner for rest of our lives."

 

[Rat Boy]

Cloud T: "I ain't gettin' in no shuttlecraft with that foo' Barclay!"

 

[cooleddie74]

"I pity the Kohm who don't show reverence to the E Pleb Neesta, fools!

The prescription for the Firebox Wielders...is PAIN."

 

[Swarles Barkley]

Mr. F: Hey, Nona. Hey, Nona! Listen here. Since Tyree ain't got no heart, maybe you like to see a real man. I bet you stay up late every night dreamin' you had a real man, don't ya? I'll tell you what. Bring your pretty little self over to my cave tonight, and I'll show you a real man.

 

[Nerys Myk]

FESTUS: You jus hold on a cotton pickin' minute thar Cloud William! This here Captionin' is gettin way out of control!

 

[phenyx2]

FESTUS: "Using a book is alright for a lawyer an such...but give me a loaded six-shooter...and I'll show you how to get their attention!"

 

[cooleddie74]

FESTUS:"Quick, William!

Fetch yer firebox and spurs an' follow me!

There's trouble with some Kohms up at the Log Ranch!!"

 

[Nerys Myk]

CLOUD HANNIBAL: Me love it, when plan come together.

 

[phenyx2]

 

[cooleddie74]

CLOUD HANNIBAL:"Come, B.A.

Howlin' Mad in woman's loincloth...he have plan break into Kohm village...lot of fun!"

 

[M'Sharak]

"Banacek? Naah, never heard of him. B.A.?"
" ... "
"Nooo, looks like B.A. hasn't, either. Sorry, can't help you."

 

[Rat Boy]

As thanks for the Yangs' hospitality, McCoy left them with a custom-made ass-rubbing clone.

 

[EliyahuQeoni]

Sorry, Sir, the Gay Bathhouse is down the street at Starbuck's

 

[Outpost4]

Cloud Festus: Is this the gay bath house?
Cloud William: You no reach for the Holiest of Holies.

 

[Nerys Myk]

BA: Why Cloud Templeton always get hot chick?

CLOUD HANNIBAL: No worry. Not chick. Murdock.

 

[Gertch]

"Cloud Festus has left and Cloud Festive has arrived."

 

[Nerys Myk]

CLOUD WILLIAM: And what is the opening bid for Cloud Festus?

 

[Rat Boy]

Cloud Festus (thinking): Well, at least that dick Cloud William didn't make me wear the ball-gag for the auction.

 

[M'Sharak]

"Cloud Festus has left and Cloud Festive has arrived."

Anonymous voice off-camera: Looks more like "Cloud Fuzzy", if you ask me! Haw, haw, haw!