TOS Caption Contest #97 - Whom Gods Delay

[The Laughing Vulcan]

"This not candygram, and I not Mongo. You speak lie, one named Kirk!"

"Piss on you. I work for Gene Roddenberry!"

 

[highlander]

Cloud William: "Madonna way to old to do second 'Sex' book"
Cloud Festus: "Hey look there's A-Rod"

 

[Rat Boy]

Cloud William: "Madonna way to old to do second 'Sex' book"
Cloud Festus: "Hey look there's A-Rod"

Cloud William: "She and one named Guy Ritchie must have understanding if still married."

 

[Shatmandu]

Cloud William: "Book of Asherman says this episode sucks Kohm ass."
Cloud Festus: "We blame you, One Named Shatner. Me not think Jews liked ham."

 

[Rat Boy]

Picard: "I was told that you were giving out free sombreros."

Grignak: "Mistaken, you are."

Cloud William: "That at Burger Kohm."

Cloud William: "Me not like being told how to drive."

 

[M'Sharak]

"Red shirt man not rub up against Cloud William. Beard look funny
ripped out by roots and stuffed up red shirt man nose, huh?"

 

[Rat Boy]

Cloud William: "Already seen '2 Girls, 1 Cup.' Have you seen '2 Yangs, 1 Kohm?'"

 

[Nerys Myk]

RIKER: I think you have fleas.

 

[Nerys Myk]

RIKER: So simple, a Caveman can do it!

CLOUD WILIAM: Not cool!

 

[Gertch]

RIKER: I think you have fleas.

...I can tell because there's one on my nose now...

 

[Outpost4]

Riker: Aypledgli ianectu flaggen ...tupep kile for stahn ...
Cloud William: That I understand...however, unlabeled panel makes no sense.

 

[Triskelion]

Wait, I consult the Greensta Eggs Hameesta.

 

[Shatmandu]

Carl: "Cloudy-Baby, what say we just cut all these crackers's throats and go buy us some new gold-plated snake heads for our canes's?"
Cloudy: "My knife is in evidence room."
Carl: "Hmm. Beat them to death with yo' book."
Cloudy: "It will be done."

Rick Berman's 4th season attempt to butch-up Wesley Crusher failed, badly.

 

[Shatmandu]

Cloud William: "If you one of us, who won the 2007 season Super Bowl?"
Kirk: "The Giants ... beat ... thecheatin'-assedPatriots."
Cloud Festus: "Correct. Kill the Pocked One."
<As they leave the room, Kirk pats Spock on the ass.>
Kirk: "Good game."

 

[Swarles Barkley]

Cloud William: "If you one of us, who won the 2007 season Super Bowl?"
Kirk: "The Giants ... beat ... thecheatin'-assedPatriots."
Cloud Festus: "Correct. Kill the Pocked One."
<As they leave the room, Kirk pats Spock on the ass.>
Kirk: "Good game."

Cloud William: "One named Kirk...new name is Cloud Easterbrook."

 

[Shatmandu]

Riker: "Hey, that devil-guy in your book looks like Ambassador Spock. He recently went nuts, defected to the Romulans, and destroyed a bunch of Federation member-planets."
Cloud William: "Me knew it!"

 

[Woulfe]

Star Trip - Episode Whatever - A new kind of pain.....

Witchy Woman : Here's where it hurts ?

Kirk : Maybe

Cloud : I will now read from the list of reasons why Shatner will not be in Star Trek XI....

Beardy : Look how thick it is, we're going to be here awhile....

 

[Rat Boy]

Riker: "Helm, set course for Rigel VII, warp factor six."

Cloud William: "I do not fully understand, one named Number One, but the course change will be obeyed. I swear it."

Riker: "Cut the theatrics and engage already!"

 

[cooleddie74]

KIRK:"Lower.

Harder.


SLOWER."

CLOUD WILLIAM:"According to Moose Lodge Regulations, Page 25, Paragraph Five, Word Six...


'The.'

Me rest case. This be over."

 

[Rat Boy]

Josh Hamilton and his 71 year-old batting practice coach Clay Counsil add their names to the Holy Book of Home Run Derby Records.