Contest: ENTER TOS Caption Contest #312: A Russian Invention

[Mr Soak]

Chekov: Welcome to Up Late with Ensign Chekov. Tonight, I will be performing a dramatic reading of War and Peace. Later on, I will be giving away Three Sisters. Not the Chekhov play, but a triple wedding.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Chekov: Боже мой! My hairpiece really was designed by a little old lady from Leningrad!

 

[tharpdevenport]

"Again, Keptin, I am not ensign Ringo Starr."

 

[Tenacity]

Chekov: "Captain, Queen Arachnia has caught us in her shrink ray, what shall we do?"
Kirk: "As long as she doesn't send the spider people we'll ..."
Yeoman: "Captain look, it's the spider people."
Kirk: "Ah shit."

 

[jep]

"So, Meester Spock thinks he can crop dust me and I vill do nothing? I vill kill that cossack!"

 

[tharpdevenport]

Some mofos are about to seriously fudging pay.

 

[LeadHead]

Holy moly! Didn’t realize this had been sitting so long! New contest this weekend!

 

[LeadHead]

As promised, New Contest!