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TOS Caption Contest #158: Bag of Cats Edition

Rat Boy

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Hello all. With Shatmandu seemingly incommunicado, I thought I'd step in and keep the ball (in his case, many balls) rolling until he shows up. Hopefully he won't mind and I'll just be playing Joan Rivers to his Johnny Carson. But for now let us, as those of you who frequent the Movie Caption Contest know all too well, take care of...

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Obviously, one must bow to the superior sense of humor and thus our winner is...

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Khan: "It would also ... help my recovery ... if I could be given a bladed weapon ... or perhaps a bazooka."
Kirk: "I'll have six of each sent right up, harmless stranger I know nothing about."

For perhaps looking a bit too closely at the star pattern, our winner is...

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Kirk: "Can we change the channel? I'm tired of that Twilight Zone marathon they put on every New Year's...especially the one where the guy sees a monster on the wing of the plane."

Joe did say that we should keep a running tally of the "dick-in-the-door" jokes, but I stopped counting after 15 or so. But, our dual winners hit all the right marks with the following fill-in-the-implied-blank gag...

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Kirk: "This reminds me of my last Yeoman."

Scotty: "Everytime it's late, you threaten to throw it off the ship?"

And finally our Photoshop winner. When someone says that the contest should be stopped right there, it usually makes me take notice...


I thought about giving it to A beaker full of death's homage to The Twilight Zone, but I must have been too distracted by his avatar. Anyway, congratulations to our winners and here's...wait a minute, no scoreboard? Oh good; keeping score reminds me of my accounting classes back in college.

This week, we have a pair of pictures. First up, we have the crew becoming very startled when they realize that Captain Pike's now their navigator. Next, we have good ol' Commander Kor looking smug over the fact while Klingon fashion may not be as snappy in this century, at least he's not wearing tights. Enjoy and come back soon, Shatmandu:

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Sulu: "I'm sorry, sir, that space squirrel just doubled back on me! I didn't mean to hit it!"

Kirk: "Get Scotty out there with the squeegee."

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Kor: "Taco Bell is now healthy food?! Glorious!"
 
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The bridge crew suddenly realized why it was called Grandma McCoy's Time-Release Chili Inferno.
 
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Sulu: "We're within transporting range of Graceland, Captain."

Kirk: "Hunka-hunka burnin' luuvvvvv. Thankyou...Thankyouverymuch."
 
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Cletus, the slack-jawed Klingon: "Can we gets this over with? Brandine's whippin' up a squirrel them there Enterprise done run over."
 
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SULU: Encountering turbulence, sir!

LT. PIKE: Must...hold...on...

KIRK: Why must it shake up and down like this? On the day I forgot to wear my man-girdle?

UHURA: Try dropping to your knees. It really helps.
 
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To motivate the crew and especially the captain into better physical fitness, McCoy demonstrates the proper way to perform nude jumping jacks.
 
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Booming Alien Voice on viewscreen: "What did you call me, Captain?! I am not an 'asshole'! Behold...this is an asshole!"


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Kor: "Brilliant, Kirk! Destroying our Mind Sifter by tricking me into using it on one of your blonde human females. A ploy worthy of a Klingon!"
 
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