TOS Caption Contest #157: No Time To Say Hello, Goodbye ...

[Nerys Myk]

Kirk: "This reminds me of my last Yeoman."

MCCOY: Tighter than an Aldebaran shellmouth ?

 

[Shatmandu]

Kirk: "This reminds me of my last Yeoman."

MCCOY: Tighter than an Aldebaran shellmouth ?

Kirk: "Taller than me and prone to breakdown."

 

[Shatmandu]

Sulu: "What would Robau do?"
Chekov: "Take a spear in the chest to give us time to get away."
<Both turn and stare at Kirk.>

 

[Nerys Myk]

Kirk: "This reminds me of my last Yeoman."

Uhura: "Never goes down?

 

[Rat Boy]

Kirk: "This reminds me of my last Yeoman."

Spock: "Lorena Bobbitt?"

 

[Nerys Myk]

Kirk: "This reminds me of my last Yeoman."

Scotty: "Everytime it's late, you threaten to throw it off the ship?"

 

[Triskelion]

Magnetic...nipple rings...bad idea!

Khan: Who is that strapping young crewman, Captain?
Kirk: His name is Chekov.
Chekov: Smiles, eweryone, smiles!

Sulu: Captain, chalupas were so not a Russian invention.
Kirk: Make up your mind, I'm ordering.

 

[Gertch]

Sulu: "What would Robau do?"
Chekov: "Take a spear in the chest to give us time to get away."
<Both turn and stare at Kirk.>

 

[Gladwin]

Sulu: "Captain, I have to use the bathroom."
Chekov: "..."

 

[Shatmandu]

Chekov: "No, Keptin: I don't vant to reach into your popcorn bucket ever again."

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Kirk: "A long time ago and far, far away? Couldn't be anything to concern us, then. Switch back to that 'Greetings and Felicitations' message..."

 

[Isis]

Kirk: "Can we change the channel? I'm tired of that Twilight Zone marathon they put on every New Year's...especially the one where the guy sees a monster on the wing of the plane."

 

[Isis]

Kirk: "Khan, you should definitely sue your stylist. See? You're wearing a Jennifer Lopez knockoff."

 

[Nerys Myk]

SULU: pssst... Vader is Luke's father.

 

[A beaker full of death]

Kirk: "Can we change the channel? I'm tired of that Twilight Zone marathon they put on every New Year's...especially the one where the guy sees a monster on the wing of the plane."

There! On the nacelle! Would you just look at the screen?! It's right there!

 

[Isis]

Kirk: "Can we change the channel? I'm tired of that Twilight Zone marathon they put on every New Year's...especially the one where the guy sees a monster on the wing of the plane."

There! On the nacelle! Would you just look at the screen?! It's right there!

 

[Shatmandu]

Kirk: "You left Earth in the late '90s? Wanna see what happened to O.J.?"

 

[S'kai]

Khan: Captain, there must be some error here. There hasn't been a post on the caption thread for four days now.

 

[scottydog]

Khan: Captain, there must be some error here. There hasn't been a post on the caption thread for four days now.

Kirk: "You are mistaken, sir." <shows Khan post>

Khan, seething: "This Chekov is seriously mistaken.... man boobs are not a Russian invention."

 

[johcomp]

Khan: I ordered a ZINGER!!! Who was that Russian imbecile who took my order?!?!