Hello all. With Shatmandu seemingly incommunicado, I thought I'd step in and keep the ball (in his case, many balls) rolling until he shows up. Hopefully he won't mind and I'll just be playing Joan Rivers to his Johnny Carson. But for now let us, as those of you who frequent the Movie Caption Contest know all too well, take care of...
Obviously, one must bow to the superior sense of humor and thus our winner is...
For perhaps looking a bit too closely at the star pattern, our winner is...
Joe did say that we should keep a running tally of the "dick-in-the-door" jokes, but I stopped counting after 15 or so. But, our dual winners hit all the right marks with the following fill-in-the-implied-blank gag...
And finally our Photoshop winner. When someone says that the contest should be stopped right there, it usually makes me take notice...
I thought about giving it to A beaker full of death's homage to The Twilight Zone, but I must have been too distracted by his avatar. Anyway, congratulations to our winners and here's...wait a minute, no scoreboard? Oh good; keeping score reminds me of my accounting classes back in college.
This week, we have a pair of pictures. First up, we have the crew becoming very startled when they realize that Captain Pike's now their navigator. Next, we have good ol' Commander Kor looking smug over the fact while Klingon fashion may not be as snappy in this century, at least he's not wearing tights. Enjoy and come back soon, Shatmandu:
Obviously, one must bow to the superior sense of humor and thus our winner is...
Khan: "It would also ... help my recovery ... if I could be given a bladed weapon ... or perhaps a bazooka."
Kirk: "I'll have six of each sent right up, harmless stranger I know nothing about."
For perhaps looking a bit too closely at the star pattern, our winner is...
Kirk: "Can we change the channel? I'm tired of that Twilight Zone marathon they put on every New Year's...especially the one where the guy sees a monster on the wing of the plane."
Joe did say that we should keep a running tally of the "dick-in-the-door" jokes, but I stopped counting after 15 or so. But, our dual winners hit all the right marks with the following fill-in-the-implied-blank gag...
Kirk: "This reminds me of my last Yeoman."
Scotty: "Everytime it's late, you threaten to throw it off the ship?"
And finally our Photoshop winner. When someone says that the contest should be stopped right there, it usually makes me take notice...
I thought about giving it to A beaker full of death's homage to The Twilight Zone, but I must have been too distracted by his avatar. Anyway, congratulations to our winners and here's...wait a minute, no scoreboard? Oh good; keeping score reminds me of my accounting classes back in college.
This week, we have a pair of pictures. First up, we have the crew becoming very startled when they realize that Captain Pike's now their navigator. Next, we have good ol' Commander Kor looking smug over the fact while Klingon fashion may not be as snappy in this century, at least he's not wearing tights. Enjoy and come back soon, Shatmandu:
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