TOS Caption Contest #128 - Record Time

[cooleddie74]

McCOY:"Odd. Spock just shape-shifted into a Hostess Ho-Ho."

 

[cooleddie74]

McCOY:"We're gonna need Betty Ford on the line when we get up there, Christine!!"

"HA HA HA!!!!

Your jokes about haggis and afterbirth are priceless, Monty!"

SULU:"Act natural.

I tried this once during Straight Pride Week at the Academy."

 

[cooleddie74]

Scotty was always mystified at how easily women laugh at mundane relationship humor set in an engine room.

 

[The Squire of Gothos]

McCoy regretted not upgrading to a communicator with a 5MP camera.

 

[Nerys Myk]

MCCOY: More bars my ass!!!!

 

[Shatmandu]

Scotty: "Ye thinks that's bad, lass, wait for the backend ..."

Scotty forever regretted introducing a video camera into their bedroom antics.

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Romaine: "Oh that cracks me up. I can't believe that you eat nipples and twatties!"

Scott: "They're neeps and tatties ye ignorant wench. Just for that I won't be givin' ye ma Orkney Clapshot."

 

[Shatmandu]

Romaine: "Oh, that Kramer cracks me the hell up!"
Scotty: "Och. Seinfeld sucks worse than ye do, ye all-teeth git."
<Romaine stops laughing.>
Scotty: "Ye shouldna go at it like yer eatin' an ear o'corn, luv. There, it had t'be said!"
<Romaine storms off.>
Scotty, continuing his work: "Feh."

 

[Cakes488]

Re: Caption Contest #128 - Record Time

The Honarable Reverend Doctor McCoy: Soul brother #1 reporting in, you gots to beam me and the homies up, Huggybear just called and he needs his threads back....ya dig?

 

[Rat Boy]

Re: Caption Contest #128 - Record Time

Ah, a new convert to the Carl Spock sensation.

 

[Shatmandu]

Re: Caption Contest #128 - Record Time

The Honorable Reverend Doctor McCoy: "He pimp-slapped the wrong 'ho."

Scotty: "Oh, I've walked in on the Captain in full drag many-a-time, lass."

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Romaine: "While you're screwing around with the remote, try switching on the subtitles. I want to know what the hell Borgus Frat means."

 

[cooleddie74]

WORST AMERICAN IDOL AUDITION TAPE EVER.

 

[cooleddie74]

"McCoy to Enterprise!

Guess what just happened down here...NO...GUESS!!!"

Subspace inversion humor. Subjective.

SULU:"Quick...kiss and then blow me. I've gotta get a new rep fast."

 

[Zachary Smith]

Takai: Seriously Nichelle! I've been dreaming of the perfect ceremony for years! But what if I invited Shatner to the wedding and he REFUSES to come? I'd be SO embarrassed! Publicly humiliated!

Nichols: Oh George. Poor, sweet George. The stupid shit you worry about . . .

 

[cooleddie74]

GEORGE:"Gene did what to you?

That's it. I'm off women for LIFE."

 

[Zachary Smith]

Kirk: All I said is, "The Power of Christ Compels You". Next thing I know . . . pea green soup!

McCoy: Dammit, Jim! I'm a Doctor, not an Exorcist. McCoy to Enterprise. We need a catholic Priest and some holy water beamed down immediately.

Spock (mumbling): In the middle of the earth .. . in the land of . . . Shire . . . Lives a brave . . . little hobbit whom . . . we all admire . . . Bilbo . . . bil . . . bo . . .

 

[cooleddie74]

KIRK:"I kept telling Spock he couldn't hold his Nyquil!"

 

[Rat Boy]

The Honorable Reverend Doctor McCoy: "Apparently bitches can choke back."

 

[Shatmandu]

Scotty: "When a man sharts 'imself, the last thing 'e needs is giggles from t'missus."