TOS Caption Contest #128 - Record Time

[Rat Boy]

Sulu (thinking): It'll be all right if you just picture your fantasy...

Sulu (thinking): Yeah, that's the stuff...

 

[John Picard]

Kirk: *grumble*

Spock: "It would have been more appropriate for you to have beamed us to the Captain's Quarters, , Mr Scott."

Scotty: *snicker*

 

[Gertch]

"Okay, fine Scotty. You were right. The marionette wires were a bad idea. Can you just beam down the brain controller and remote control now? And who is that laughing so hard in the background?"

 

[Zachary Smith]

Re: Caption Contest #128 - Record Time

YAY!! Thanks for the win!! It's appreciated!

 

[highlander]

Bones: "Scotty, three to beam up. Spock is drunk off his ass."
"No Scotty I don't know how Vulcan women hold their liquor."
" Ha, by the ears!!!! That's great now beam us up Shecky."

Romaine: "By the ears!!!! Scotty you are the living end!!!!"

Sulu: "Uhura I don't get that whole Vulcan liquor joke."
Uhura: "It's about eatin pussy sugar, so you wouldn't."

 

[Zachary Smith]

Scotty: "Riply? Lt. Ellen Riply? I dinna know her. What planet was it you said you met her on?"

 

[Nerys Myk]

SULU: Actually I'm not gay. The guy who plays me is though.

UHURA: In that case honey, move it or lose it!!

 

[battrekker]

Kirk: So now we know what he does with the finger when he doesn't have it on.
Spock: Fascinating!

 

[Shatmandu]

Uhura: "I can't find a seat."
Sulu, grabbing her, overcompensating: "As long as I have a face, you can."

Mira: "Me, go out with a smelly, drunken, buggering Scotsman? Daddy would rather see me with a Vulcan."

 

[Triskelion]

Scott to bridge, we'll be needin' another yeoman down here.

McCoy: This one's called Muddy River Bottom.
Kirk: That one always makes Spock cry.

 

[Cakes488]

Uhura found out first hand that the long held myth about Asian men was most certainly..... True.

Uhura: I know that is NOT your lighter in your pocket mister!

 

[scottydog]

McCoy: "Odd. I could have sworn Spock was just here puking on himself while Jim was fondling him. I guess I picked a bad time to quit heroin."

 

[scottydog]

McCoy: "Nothing down here but two bushes -- Bush senior and Bush junior. Both are pathetic little things that contribute nothing to the planet."

 

[Rat Boy]

Scotty: "Thank God."

 

[Shatmandu]

Sulu, overcompensating: "Did it hurt?"
Uhura: "What?"
Sulu: "When you fell from Heaven."

Mister Scott, to himself: "Refuse a date with good ol' Scotty, and ye get a wee dram of anti-matter in yer soup, lass."
<Romaine doubles over, screams, explodes.>

 

[Outpost4]

Another unfortunate Sliders victim.

 

[Rat Boy]

Rat Boy: "Sorry, I can't listen to her anymore. She sounds like she's gargling something."

Rat Boy's date: "Hey, I gargle like that."

Rat Boy: "Well, look at the time, I better get going."

 

[Cakes488]

Even in the 23rd century men proved to be indifferent to the dreaded PMS outbursts from fellow female crew members.

AND/OR

Scott: Aye, I see it's that time o' the month for ya lass, I see I'll just have to take care of meself this time, but stop
your * bloody bleatin for a minute an' at least have the decency to finish me off.




*pun fully intended

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Sulu: Hold me, Uhura.
Uhura: But why, Hikaru?
Sulu: I'm frightened there'll be another gay joke.

 

[Rat Boy]

Scotty: "Aye, it's any wonder that Simon and Randy don't hate you, either."