TOS Caption Contest #123 - Bend Over

[Nerys Myk]

MCCOY: Trust me Jim, he's the best Mohel in the quadrant.

RABBI GORNSTEIN: I shall be merciful.

 

[battrekker]

The extremes McCoy went to just to lower the Enterprise's medical budget were getting a big extreme.

 

[battrekker]

Rabbi Gornstein: Dr. you're wasting my time, he's got it done already!

 

[battrekker]

^^ I guess somebody could photoshop a baby Jimmy on these ones!

 

[Nerys Myk]

RABBI GORNSTEIN: I charge double for Vulcans.

 

[Outpost4]

What's a Gorn rabbi without a yarmulke?

Rabbi Gornstein: Maybe I can use the foreskin to fashion some eyelids for me.
McCoy: You'll end up a little cockeyed.

 

[Maurice]

KIRK: Wait! I didn't ask for a P.A.!

 

[Rat Boy]

^^ I guess somebody could photoshop a baby Jimmy on these ones!

Done!

Rabbi Gornstein: "Now, we just make one little...argh, he just pissed in my eye!"

McCoy: "That happens from time to time. You might also want to keep your mouth closed."

 

[Outpost4]

Great picture!

McCoy: I'm a doctor, not a nanny. You clean up the "invaders".

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

McCoy: Just snip the tip will ya.
Rabbi Gornstein: It's all tip!

 

[Rat Boy]

Rabbi Gornstein: "Oy vey; he's hung like a mugato."

Kirk: "Wait a minute. Weren't you delivering pizzas and busting out rhymes last week?"

Rabbi Al Gornstein: "The economy these days forced me to branch out. Fortunately, the pizza was kosher."

 

[Triskelion]

McCoy: Cut it off. Reattach it. Cut it off. Reattach it. Guess we shouldn'ta gotten so drunk first, eh Rabbi?
Rabbi Gornstein: Rooowwwrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggghhhh! I did it again!
Scotty (on floor): Nice kilt Gornstein! But did ya hae tae go commando knowin' I'd be likely addressin' ya from the bloody floor laddie?

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Kirk: Damnit, Rand, couldn't you at least put on a little make-up before your duty shift.

 

[Rat Boy]

MCCOY: Trust me Jim, he's the best Mohel in the quadrant.

RABBI GORNSTEIN: I shall be merciful.

Kirk: "And quick, right? Last time you said you'd be 'merciful and quick,' remember?"

Rabbi Gornstein: "You only get one or the other. Choose wisely."

Kirk: *sigh* "All right; merciful."

 

[Rat Boy]

McCoy (thinking): Great; I'm stuck with Shaky the Mohel. Last time I let Yeoman Benes handle the briss.

 

[cooleddie74]

McCOY:"Hold perfectly still, Jim.

Trust the guy...he's circumcised almost every single Hebrew outside the Sol System."

 

[cooleddie74]

ARCHER:"NO!!!

Daniels said you can't keep doing that!!! Or else you'll never produce enough to conceive the man who saves the Federation from being conquered at the end of the 24th century!!!"

 

[cooleddie74]

SPOCK:"Word to the wise, Mr. Stiles.

The bright yellow ones?

Tearjerkers. You have been warned."

 

[The Squire of Gothos]

Kirk: Bones, he is... qualified to do this?
McCoy: Course Jim! Now, you don't mind if I get quite drunk before he starts on me.

 

[The Squire of Gothos]

Stiles <thinking>; He may have a double head on that thing, but only I possess rich man fur along the length of my arms.