PULASKI: Okay. Now sing some scales.
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PULASKI: Okay. Now sing some scales.
PULASKI: Starfleet just explores space for the halibut.
Doctor Two and the Pescatons
ALIEN: No comment. Just show us to our bowl, please.
ALIEN: Do you have an Ensign Roe on board?
ALIEN: We're opening for Fleetwood Mackerel.
ALIEN: Is Spot secure?
ALIEN: We demand justice! We demand satisfaction! We demand the life of Commander Charles Tucker the Third for crimes against our species!!!
ALIEN: We're out of school for a bit. Spring break.
I'm so proud... 
Picard: You laugh, but some day this game will be so popular, we'll be wearing it around the ship on headsets
Has 2nd thoughts about launching into her go to speech on drug addiction.
Pulaski: Can I interest you in some nasal decongestant? You look a little stuffed up
Kolrami: You'll be glad to know I've raised your command readiness assessment, by ten points from your last evaluation, as I've only just been informed that you recently acquired that beard
Palor Toff: Good grief Fajo, Didn't you at least give him his own chair?
SLARTIBARTFAST: All moons are optional, of course, but you can request they be manufactured from any of our proprietary award-winning cheeses. I'm rather fond of the fontina, myself...
RIKER: Don't think of this 8K television as "The Wall" or "Main Viewer". Think of it as...Riking...
ALIEN: Set your long range sensors to scan for Nemo and Dory.
ALIEN: Q threw us back. He didn't want us on his pizza.
ALIEN ON LEFT: This is not Sirtis Marina!
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That explains the shower curtains.
PULASKI: Commander Riker...Counsellor Troi??? This is the worst case of "been-in-the-bathtub-too-long" I've ever seen.
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