Contest: ENTER TNG Caption This! #570: Happy New Year!

[IMC Headquarters]

The Holy Catfish arrive...

 

[Finn]

"Ambassador": I hope you know what you are doing...

Pulaski: Absolutely. Starfleet Medicine had gone a long way since an Enterprise CMO couldn't make heads or tails giving a Vulcan a check up two centuries after first contact.

 

[Herbert]

Pulaski: Pulaski to Captain Picard
Picard: Yes doctor
Pulaski: We have verified the identity of the catfishers
Picard: Excellent. Now I can resume my online activities

 

[Mr Soak]

Pulaski: The fish people have arrived.
Picard: Good. Our first catch of the day.

 

[Noname Given]

Tasha Yar: "These devices ARE fully functional?"

Trader: "Yes, in every way. These two (ahem) Vibration devices are programmable to multiple techniques; a wide variety of pleasurable settings."

Tasha Yar: "Oh, you jewel! That's exactly what I hoped!"

 

[Hedbergian]

Tasha: Yes, YES!! I KNOW what they look like. You're creepin' me out.

 

[Mutai Sho-Rin]

I’m going to put this on ice until Mr. Leadhead can deal with it. He’s a busy dude.