Contest: ENTER TNG Caption This! #570: Happy New Year!

[IMC Headquarters]

FISH: We're here to negotiate the release of our offspring that Captain Picard is keeping hostage in his ready room.

 

[IMC Headquarters]

FISH: Please! Protect us from the Mire Beasts.

 

[IMC Headquarters]

FISH: My friend here has had a wardrobe malfunction. Do you have any barnacles?

 

[IMC Headquarters]

FISH: We're industrial-size Babel Fish. From the Ferengi Stock Exchange...

 

[IMC Headquarters]

FISH: There were seven of us marooned on this island for sixty years. And then one day we all left and swam back to civilization after the Professor combined our DNA with those of all the fish swimming in our lagoon...

 

[IMC Headquarters]

MAN: Yup. Got it off ebay. One of the transom corpses from "Revenge of the Cybermen".

 

[IMC Headquarters]

FISH: Our translators must be malfunctioning. You wish for us to be your chum???

 

[Nerys Myk]

PULASKI: Fish flake?

 

[IMC Headquarters]

FISH: (deep sigh) Why does everybody ask us if we know SpongeBob SquarePants?

 

[IMC Headquarters]

FISH: It's o-fish-al: new Star Trek series announced: Deep Sub Nine.

 

[CorporalCaptain]

Thanks for the win, @LeadHead!

Yar: Two Genesis Devices?!?

David: I'm calling them "Fat Man" and "Little Boy," but these names are just placeholders. The devices are totally for pure scientific research.

 

[Mr Soak]

Thanks for the win, @LeadHead!

Yar: Two Genesis Devices?!?

David: I'm calling them "Fat Man" and "Little Boy," but these names are just placeholders. The devices are totally for pure scientific research.

Yar: Oh, well. If at first you don't succeed...

 

[Herbert]

Pulaski: ???
O'Brien: Something wrong doc?
Pulaski: Something fishy about these tricorder readings.
O'Brien: <Plays rimshot sound bite from his console>

 

[CorporalCaptain]

Antedian: Among land-dwellers, our tale is like a fish out of water story.

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Antedian: Poor Dan and I we crossed the dry....

 

[Herbert]

Yar: Those things? Yeah, we found them in an underground chamber on a dead planet.
Romas: Hey, this one is talking to me inside my head. He says his name is Henoch

 

[IMC Headquarters]

The Takata airbag recall extends to the Enterprise-D...

 

[IMC Headquarters]

Refugees from the Great Fire at Sea Parks arrive on the Enterprise.

 

[Nerys Myk]

T'Jon: There's not a high demand actually. We basically have one customer.
Yar: Who is that?
T'Jon: No idea. He always sends a French gorilla in a beret to pick them up.

 

[IMC Headquarters]

MAN: I don't give a spit who he is--get the Superbowl back on!!!

 

[IMC Headquarters]

FISH: Bernice!