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Contest: ENTER TNG Caption This! #551: April Fools!

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Mercer: You expect the banana to slice?
Doctor Aronov*: No Captain Mercer, I expect it to squish.

*There’s a Bondian villain name, if ever I saw.
 
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Quagmire: Do you know what that banana looks like? Giggity!
Babu Bhatt: You bad man! You very very bad man!
 
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Thanks ftw LH!

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Dr: And this machine is now projecting all the positive reviews for A Million Ways to die in the West.


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Director: Cut! We wanted Patrick Stewart to do a cameo. I asked for "Picard", not "Picardo!"


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McFarlane: Wait... Klingon boobs? I'm on the wrong show.


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Director: We'll remember to but the starscape in on the bluescreen, right?


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The robot redesign for the new Lost in Space proved controversial.


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Neeson: Look, Leadhead, my friend... if you do contest 550 after contest 551, that makes it a prequel. And let me tell you, I know, that never works out.
 
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Dr. Sisko: "As. you can see, the cutter beam easily carves the biological material in to hundreds of paper thin segments."

Mercer: "So you can ray gun a banana."

Dr. Sisko: "With the new anesthesia program we were able to painlessly remove the captain's penis and ...

Mercer: "Whoo whoo whoo. Who's idea was this?"

Dr. Sisko: "Your ex-wife's."
 
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