Contest: ENTER TNG Caption This! #551: April Fools!

Hello and welcome to the new contest!

I know I said there'd be winners posted from the previous two contests, I don't have that ready tonight, but the winners will be posted in the next day or so.

Also, I'm working some time travel with the Contest numbers, the last contest, we had a poll for who would be featured in Contest #550, this is April Fools week and I always love to do that contest, so next week, we will jump back in time to contest 550 and feature the winner of the poll: Q!

For this contest, we step aboard a different starship, the Orville!













Enjoy!

 

First up to the plate, we have the "Good Question!" Award, going to Nerys Myk for:

Next, we have the "Such respect for the junior officers" Award, going to Bry_Sinclair for:

Next, we have the "I'm shocked, shocked, to see gambling going on this bridge!" Award, going to Herbert for:

Next, we have the "Getting to the truth" Award, going to JirinPanthosa for:

Next, we have the "Don't jinx it" Award, going to Smellincoffee for:

Next, we have the "Plenty of chairs but no one is allowed to sit" Award, going to Mojochi for:

Next, we have the "What about the one with the castle?" Award, going to Triskelion for:

Next, we have the "We need to make this quick..." Award, going to tharpdevenport for:

Next, we have the "Important Contests!" Award going to Laura Cynthia Chambers for:

Next, we have the "Traffic is gonna be great" Award, going to Mr. Laser Beam for:

Two Awards!

First:

And:

 

WOW! Thank you all for Photoshops! I always love to see the great creativity of them!

First Photoshop Award, goes to:

Next,

Next:

A rare Tag-Team Photoshop Award going to:

A couple of great captions on the Photoshops deserved special recognition!

First:

And:

Many KBL's this time!

Next:

Next:

Next:

Next:

And:

Many thanks to all who participated and congrats to our winners!

 

Richard Bashir: This is what we used to Genetically enhance my son, Julian.



The Doctor: Please, reset my physical characteristics, Ill take the bald jokes over being compared to Tuvok.




Janeway: First, give me back the Captain's chair. Second, give me that coffee. Third, get me more coffee!



Mercer: They're comparing our show and Discovery? They're completely different!



Isaac: I believe these Mr. Potato Head materials are preferable to getting dressed up as Sherlock Holmes or Prospero.



Qui-Gon: Help me Captain Ed Mercer, you're my only hope.

 

Mercer: On second thought, I'm fine with the pimple. No need to remove it.



The Doctor: Now remind me, what medical emergency required me to dress up like this?




Mercer: Captain's Diary, space, the last perimeter. These are the excursions of the spaceship Orville. It's long-ass mission, to look for new aliens and new cultures, to go daringly where no one else is gullible enough to go.



Mercer: And you're saying that though this Black Mirror episode aired before ours, it's entirely possible that our mission was not influenced by it at all.

Isaac: Yes, sir, I believe it to be a case of parallel development.

Mercer: Well, if it's good enough for the lawyers, it's good enough for me.



Mercer: Isaac, get those ridiculous toys off of your face!

Isaac: If you insist sir. However, I ask that you assist me in opening my buttocks compartment to store these pieces properly.



Liam Neeson: If you are looking for ransom I can tell you I don't have money, but what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now that'll be the end of it.

Director: Those aren't the lines, Liam.

Liam Neeson: I'm Liam F'ing Neeson, I say whatever lines I want to say, you hear?

 

Damn it Shivkala, you went for the low hanging fruit and worse, you beat me to it

 

Worf: Personal log, stardate 47391.2. I was returning from the Bat'leth competition on Forcas Three but I seem to have shifted into another reality. The good news is I still have ridges, the bad news it that I look kind of like a rejected model for Discovery Klingons.

 

Having the viewscreen at the side of the bridge was a godsend for the ship's chiropractor.




Please state the nature of the family emergency.




The decision to combine toilets with the bridge chairs was welcomed by all.

 

Dad: "Please state the nature of your parental offspring emergency."





Ed: "Damnit -- banana shields; they're evolved. How'd people cut bananas two hundred years ago?

 

Picardo: damnit Catarina, you dropped the ball on our April fools Caption Contest. I had to come over here. Sorry...

 

MERCER: As hair salons go, the service is terrible but the coffee is incredible

 

Kelly: "Seems like we've encountered a bit of a problem here...."

Ed: "I'm not gonna waste a perfectly good banana on that shit."

 

ED: Are these the remains of the poster who brought up how much he hated Discovery unsolicited in the thread where we were having a nice conversation about The Orville?
FINN: Yes.
ED: Disintegrate them some more.



DOC: I think I like this Orville holoprogram Mr Paris wrote better than the historical 23rd century program written by Mister Tuvok. Holoprograms should be happy and fun, you know?
JANEWAY: To each his own I guess, I prefer the programs that explore the darker parts of our history.



ED: Why yes, we ARE going to milk the sexual tension for a while.



ISAAC: It appears there are outstanding warrants on the Captain for plagiarism in ten different star systems. Springfield IV, Greendale VI, ...
ED: Thank you, Mr Isaac. Sheesh, some people have no sense of humor.



ED: You expect me to punish someone for this? I literally gave a slap on the wrist for cutting off another crew member's leg, and for feeding a crew member to another.

 

Silent...but deadly.

 

"Ugly giant bags of mostly water, would you get me a drink? Preferably Everclear, I am so parched."



"Fly with me, we'll go places. Just hop onto my back and I'll get flapping."


Director: "Seth, Adrienne, look at camera two - not camera one. Thank you."




The captain is surprised to see Mr Potato head's reaction to finding the obscure planet of the hash browns...



"One of us. One of us. One of us."

 

Ed: "I can't tell -- is that your we're all gonna die face or your I found another innocuous nebula face?"

 

Neeson: That was a dirty trick wasn't it, eh? Eh? Kicking me right in the bahoogies.

 

Winners have been added to this contest!

 

Thanks for the win

Kitan: Ooo, look at the shiny shiny!


Emergency Paternal Hologram: Please state the nature of the event and/or item your mother has forbade you from attending and/or purchasing.


Mercer: How are we better than the Enterprise? We have cup holders.


Isaac: Lifeforms. You dismal little lifeforms. You pathetic little lifeforms. Death to you!


Isaac: I still look better that Discovery's "Klingons".


Finn: Shit, we're all going to be murdered now!