Contest: ENTER TNG Caption This! #549: Meetings!

[TrickyDickie]

Data: "You realize, of course, that Commander Riker is going to be seriously upset by this....especially with the beard emulation."

Picard: "It was a parallel universe. He'll just have to get over it."

Geordi: "Wow, Data, the splotches of embarrassment from your malfunctioning emotion chip are a perfect match for her tube!"

 

[Laura Cynthia Chambers]

One of Captain Picard's lesser known duties was judging the finalists in the annual Enterprise best profile contest.

 

[TrickyDickie]

Picard: "I don't know about anyone else, but I'm ready for something different. How about a game of 'conference table shuffleboard'?"

 

[Twilight Phoenix]

Data : *trying to leave without being noticed*

Picard : *not even lifting his eyes*
Sit down, Mr Data.

Riker : I told you the Captain would see you...

Geordi : you failed your ninja attempt.

EDIT on 4/01 :

Geordi : by analyzing Data's inner programming, we found that...curious thing.

Picard : were you aware you had such anomaly programmed in your neural nets, Mr Data ?

Data : no sir, I have to admit it was a surprising discovery for me as well. I did not know I had such an....
...
...Easter egg.

Picard : oh dear.

 

[Laura Cynthia Chambers]

Data : *trying to leave without being noticed*

Picard : *not even lifting his eyes*
Sit down, Mr Data.

Riker : I told you the Captain would see you...

Geordi : you failed your ninja attempt.

Data: Then my experiment was successful. This cannot be the Star Wars universe because Jedi mind tricks do not work here.

Geordi: Either that, or you're not a Jedi.

Data: Perhaps. But maybe it simply means that all of you are.

Riker: Great. Now I've got a headache.

Data: You do not have a headache. (everyone looks at him with disdain) What? It is a scientific fact that if the repetition of an experiment produces identical results, then the theory is confirmed.

Picard: Nerds.

 

[Twilight Phoenix]

@Laura Cynthia Chambers : I've got a headache too now XD

 

[Nerys Myk]

PICARD: First order of business, replacing this table. I mean really, why is it so narrow?

PICARD: It's his letter of resignation, written in what I think is binary.

RIKER: I don't think the Captain really thought things through when he told Wes to "go play outside".

 

[Laura Cynthia Chambers]

Data: (thinking) "When is it MY turn? He continues to narrate our presentation fluidly. I might as well be entirely absent..."

 

[Nerys Myk]

PICARD: I'll have you know, string art is a legitimate art form!

 

[Nerys Myk]

PICARD: Quit sulking, Mister Worf. "I say we attack!" is not the answer to every problem.

 

[Laura Cynthia Chambers]

Picard: "And now, let's see what people have submitted to the new suggestion box: "Karaoke Night" on the bridge? What kind of idiot would think that's a good idea?"

 

[Nerys Myk]

PICARD: So many choices. Should I keep it light and go with a salad? Though the Surf and Turf sounds wonderful. Pasta...yeah pasta would hit the spot. On the other hand...
DATA: I'll be in the bar, let me know if he actually orders something.

 

[tharpdevenport]

Picard: "Interesting! So that's what we're going to upload to the Borg?"

Data: "No, sir, that is Windows 3069 screen saver."

 

[Laura Cynthia Chambers]

The mid 24th century gave rise to some weird cultural developments, such as the new sport called "synchronized standing".

Geordi: "My nose itches."

 

[Captain pl1ngpl0ng]

Riker: captain at the helm again?
La Forge: mhmm...

 

[Qonundrum]

Geordi: Looks like a goblet that got tipped over and wine spilled out. Pity they forgot to render the thing, wireframes are so 1979.

 

[Qonundrum]

Riker: captain at the helm again?
La Forge: mhmm...

You win the internet this year!

 

[Captain pl1ngpl0ng]

You win the internet this year!

 

[Orac]

Riker: Oh wow, it's like that drug trip I saw in that movie while I was on a drug trip.

 

[tharpdevenport]

Picard: "Picard to Commander Riker: Troi has taken the helm again!"