Contest: ENTER TNG Caption This! #539: Free For All

[inflatabledalek]

Picard: Tell me, do you know what happenz to ze toad when it iz hit by ze lightning?

 

[Herbert]

Picard: Hey nudnik, your shoes are untied.
Riker: They appear to be tied but I will go in for a closer look

 

[inflatabledalek]

Frakes: I don't get why only Pat is the only one allowed to do proper acting on this show, my range is immense!

 

[Leviathan]

Thanks fo the Win last round!

Seen here are cast reactions to their first viewing of 'Sub Rosa'

 

[Triskelion]

Mosquito: ZAP!
Picard: It's a living.

 

[Orac]

Woah! That lady has a huge ass! I've got to look away before she notices me staring.

 

[Nerys Myk]

GEORDI: Should we do something?
DATA: To be fair, you did tell him not to touch anything.

 

[Herbert]

Starfleet Training Video: And here we see why it's critically important to maintain proper humidity levels on a star ship. Never let static discharge fry a console.

 

[LeadHead]

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[Eydie Munroe]

Riker: My eyes are up here, Lieutenant.

 

[Tenacity]

Picard: "From the large number of guests at your birthday party, it's so obvious just how popular you are Q.

Worf: "What's wrong Geordi? Could figure out a way to roll under the turbo-lift door?

 

[Nerys Myk]

Q: Come one, come all! See the oddities at Colonel Q's Freak Show! The woman who states the obvious! The Dancing Doctor! The Klingon with a glass jaw! The Frenchman with an English accent!
PICARD: Dammit, you've gone too far!!!

 

[Qonundrum]

Riker: "So captain, how do you like my imitation of a walleye?"
Picard (off-screen): "Stick to your day job, there's something fishy about that look."

 

[Qonundrum]

♪ ...Move with me, Chant with me
And if your good I'll take you home with me
Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena... ♪

 

[Nerys Myk]

The Spore Drive took a little getting used to.

 

[Herbert]

Worf: That is not how you whip, nor how you nae nae.

 

[JirinPanthosa]

WORF: Data, why do you keep leaving banana peels around if you do not eat?
DATA: I am experimenting with human slapstick humor.

 

[Qonundrum]

(With apologies to Michael Bolton) ♬ When a man loooooooves him-self! ♬

Only after failing the auditions for both The Blue Man Group and the Smurfs, Jean-Luc realized he should have also applied the make-up to his head.

 

[Leviathan]

Picard: There can be only ONE!

 

[Leviathan]

Worf: Cant you ever just WALK through a door?