TNG Caption This! 251: Season 5; A Little Less Conversation...

[LeadHead]

Happy Saturday everyone! Great entries this last week, lets get the next one going!

First up to the plate, we have the "Expert in Fine Wines" Award, going to:

JEAN-LUC (sniffing): Hedgerow fruits, chocolate, cedarwood... and just a hint of tar. Wonderful bouquet; classic Chateau Picard.
ROBERT: It's Cherry Kool-Aid.

Next, we have the "So, that's why Worf and Troi Broke up" Award, going to:

Sergey: "Your mother wanted me to tell you that if you ever put her in a room with that Lwaxana Troi woman again, she will--and I quote--'kick your ass till your nose bleeds.'"

Next, we have the "The Problems of Today, IN THE FUTURE!" Award, going to:

Riker realized that he had no clue what so ever on what level he had parked his car.

Next, we have the "Sorry, no Captain's discount" Award, going to:

Troi: "$120 Quatlo's, per hr same as on Risa."

Next, we have "The Day the Music Died" Award, going to:

Riker: The name tag says "Ron Jones"...

Our Photoshoppers were working overtime again this week, great work everyone! Here's our winner:

Riker: "This..... is..... RIIIIIIIKERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!"

Worf: "What do you mean, adopted?"

Thanks to everyone who participated and Congratulations to our winners! Now, lets head on into Season 5!

Enjoy!

 

[LeadHead]

Picard kept going back and forth on which team he was gonna bet on for winning the Superbowl...

La Forge: How are there ready made stairs in a cave?

Riker: Captain...

Picard: Oh, Not again. YOU have the Bridge!

Worf: The Bathroom is here. Last one there is a rotten egg.

Riker: Cheese it! The Cops!

 

[Skywalker]

Worf: "This is our present location. If we continue down this hallway, the J. C. Penney should be right around the corner."
Riker: "Oh, good, and the food court's right across from there."
Worf: *sigh*
Riker: "What? They have an Orange Julius!"

Riker: "Was that the security alarm?"
Data: "I believe it was, sir."
Riker: "You were supposed to disable that, Geordi!"
Geordi: "I thought Data was going to do it!"
Riker: *sigh* "Worst. Heist. Ever."

 

[inflatabledalek]

Thanks ftw!

Picard: They recast Professor X?

Rick Berman: Welcome to the directors training course!

Burton: Why is it in a cave?

Berman: No questions allowed on the directors course! The first task, mud wrestling.

Picard: *Singing* Who ate all the pies? Who ate all the pies? You fat bastard, you fat bastard, you ate all the pies!

Riker: I preferred it when it was Gibert and Sullivan.

Worf: And if we put all the annoying children in this season here, we can gas them to death easily.

Riker: Isn't that a bit extreme?

Worf: It could be your bastard child who shows up next.

Riker: Good point, kill 'em all.

Data: Geordi, are you sure this is a Blu Ray player?

Geordi: Duh, look at it.

 

[jespah]

Sir, the Borg are outside. I hardly think this is the time to try to level up in Angry Birds.

Heigh ho, heigh ho ....

You! You're the one who ate the last doughnut!

We'll put the beautiful woman replicator here, right near miniature golf.

And this, gentlemen, is why they used to call them blue movies.

 

[Holdfast]

Thanks for the Wine pick! I'm rather fond of a glass or two of something nice, so it was a line that resonated with having gone to one too many tastings over the years.

RIKER: But Captain, it's entirely legitimate. Starfleet hospitality expenses claim from entertaining that Ambassador.
PICARD: The Risan Fallen Lady doesn't sound like an acceptable business venue to me, Will.

GEORDI (singing quietly to himself): I wear my sunglasses at night, I wear my sunglasses at night...

PICARD: And NO parties while I'm away!

WORF: There, Commander! Wesley's pimple has gained sentience and is now moving down on Deck 8.

DATA: The picture clarity is stunning, Geordi. Congratulations.
RIKER: Is that a new CGI Enterprise or the 4-foot model?

 

[bullethead]

Picard: Number One, our first movie will be a Mirror Universe story. Bet on it!
Riker: That will be the day.

Today's problem: the Goldshirt Printing Machine.

Picard: Number One, there must be some way to get the TNG Blu-Rays done faster.
Geordi: Actually Captain, about that...

Worf: I thought the negatives were stored in a salt mine, not an ominous cave potentially filled with giant spiders.
Geordi: Don't worry Worf, we beamed stun grenades in here to take care of any problems.

Geordi: And now... we let the computer do the rest. All seven seasons remastered in a week.
Riker: Geordi, this is your best plan ever.

 

[Nerys Myk]

LAFORGE: Aw man, what did I just step in?

WORF: Sorry.

WORF: As you can see, this diagram is not canon!

RIKER: You had to re-activate the M-5, didn't you?

 

[inflatabledalek]

Director: Cut! Right, for the last time guys, let me explain about how when you see the monster, you all need to be looking in the same mother fucking direction...

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Thanks for the win, LeadHead!

Picard: "I'll be back in a few hours. You can sit in the chair, but stay the hell out of my ready room!"

LaForge: "Sensors have detected another 'Spot dropping' on deck five!"
Riker: "Call Mr. Data!"

 

[Ayelbourne]

Picard: There you are! Don't think for a moment that I don't know what you're trying to do! You will not take this ship from me.
I've got a gun and I intend to use it!

Riker: *sigh* Riker to nurse Ogawa. Jean Luc has not taken his anti-dementia meds again and stole his way to the bridge...

 

[Nerys Myk]

PICARD: You can take command. You can sit in the chair. But don't let me catch you wearing my assless chaps again!!!

 

[Mojochi]

Riker: You called us here to help you figure out how to program your universal remote control?

Picard: Well, I'm still nowhere near controlling the universe with it

No one ever noticed Geordi using his x-ray vision to check out his own junk

Picard: And either no sitting in my chair while I'm gone, or lose some weight. You're warping the cushions

Riker: This board game sucks

Trying to make a peep hole into the girls locker room was much harder to pull off in the 24th century

 

[Isis]

Picard: "I was right. This tablet doesn't look a thing like its photo. That's the last time I buy anything online."

The Enterprise crew had a day when they were so argumentative, they couldn't agree where to put the "You are here" button on the map of the ship.

 

[Skywalker]

Worf: "We now have but one choice. We must face the long dark of Moria."
Geordi: "I said we should have made for the Gap of Rohan, but does anyone ever listen to me? Nooooo..."

 

[Finn]

PICARD: ...and get rid of that beard, Wesley!

 

[Gary7]

Thanks for the Photoshop selection, Leadhead.

Riker: "You see? I've had to pull night shift more than 3 times per week this whole past month. That's just way too much! Why don't you put Data on the night shift? He doesn't need any sleep."
Geordi: (whispering to Data) "Next thing he'll complain about is how we've both got more shore leave days than he does."
Riker: "What?"

Worf: "Lt. Laforge, this is no time to start doing the moon walk!"

Picard: "And remember, you have to count to one hundred this time!"

LaForge: "There, you see? That's Captain Picard's 4th visit to the head, and only half the day is up."
Riker: "I'll bet its his prostate."

Riker: "Hey! I wasn't ready. Let's take another."
Wesley (OS): "Sir, that's 12 takes already. Can't we just photo edit you later?"

 

[Gary7]

Picard: "You have the bridge, Number One. Cheers!"
Riker: "Isn't it a little early to be drinking, sir?"
Picard: "I'm the captain. Piss off!"

 

[jep]

Picard: "And I expect you to have Wesley in my quarters by 2100 hours. With a box of condoms."

Riker: "Gross."

Picard: "No, just a half dozen or so will do."


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[GNDN]

Riker: Sir, it's called being 'Nexted' and it happens all the time on Chatroullette.
Mr. Data and Lt. LaForge have confirmed there is nothing wrong with your computer.

Geordi: So this is your parents' basement?
Worf: Yes! I lived here until the [Klingon]Age of Eviction[/Klingon]

Picard: No, YOU da man!!

Riker: Okay, that's forty-seven, any more?
Worf: Yes, Sir! THIS window is not present on the six-foot model, and it is not lit on the four-footer. This CGI is NOT CANON.
Wesley: *sigh*

Riker: The phasers were never blue!
Data: I do not believe the 'purists' will accept this change.
Geordi: Hey! It worked for TOS-R!! It's "blu ray," get it?