Happy Saturday to everyone!
First up to the plate, we have the "Malpractice Premiums" Award, going to:
Next, we have the "No, it's just with the boring romantic plot, this episode feels like it's dragging on forever" Award, going to:
Next, we have the "Happy Birthday Jean-Luc" Award, going to:
Next, we have the "Didn't we have an Away Team down there?" Award, going to:
Next, we have the "Secrets of the Enterprise" Award, going to:
We had a wonderful assortment of Photoshops this week! Fantastic! Amazing! I hereby declare them all winners!
Here they are, in order from first submitted....
Congratulations to our winners! Thanks to everyone who participated! In case you didn't see it in the thread title! This is the 250th TNG Caption This! Since it kinda snuck up on me, I've decided to do something appropriate for it after we've made our way through all 7 seasons of TNG!
Lets head on into Season 4!
Off we go!

First up to the plate, we have the "Malpractice Premiums" Award, going to:
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Q: "It's alright, three out of five 1950's doctors agree it's good for you."
Next, we have the "No, it's just with the boring romantic plot, this episode feels like it's dragging on forever" Award, going to:
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Geordi (to self): "These new shuttles are SO slow, this week's episode ended hours ago."
Next, we have the "Happy Birthday Jean-Luc" Award, going to:
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Riker: I claim this planet in the name of Federation.
Geordi: I've never seen a more desolate wasteland. Are we sure we want this planet?
Worf: Yes. We plan to strand Lwaxana Troi here.
Next, we have the "Didn't we have an Away Team down there?" Award, going to:
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Picard: "Mr. LaForge? Explanation?"
LaForge: "I'm terribly sorry, Captain. We were using the ship's phasers to drill holes in the planet's crust to release some of the internal pressure...but...we didn't know it would release so much pressure so quickly. The results were...pretty bad."
Crusher: "How bad?"
Picard: "Look out the window, Doctor!"
Next, we have the "Secrets of the Enterprise" Award, going to:
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Worf: "Ah, I always wondered what this opening was for in the bridge console. Ahhhhhhhh...."
Picard: "Riker, do you hear that? It sounds like water trickling somewhere."
We had a wonderful assortment of Photoshops this week! Fantastic! Amazing! I hereby declare them all winners!
Here they are, in order from first submitted....
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Geordi: What the- You know what, never mind. At least its not Romulans this time.
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LAFORGE: When did the Ferengi change their ship design?
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LaForge: LaForge to Enterprise....
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Geordi: "All they want is a few cases of food rations, a drum of calcite, and some medical supplies. I say we give it to them."
Picard: "I'm not giving anything to that bloody lunatic Scotsman!"
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Geordi: "Uh oh..."
Riker (OS): "Is there a problem?"
Geordi: "Yeah, I think we overshot the Enterprise just a bit."
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Geordi: "Data, do you see what I see?"
Data: "Not quite, as you have an optical visor and I--"
Geordi: "Do you see the ship!!"
Data: "Yes. Magnificent, is it not?"
Geordi: "I think we just ended up in a sci-fi series that lasted only two seasons. We better get the hell out of here!"

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Okay, so you say Kathryn Janeway doesn't know who the father is?
Congratulations to our winners! Thanks to everyone who participated! In case you didn't see it in the thread title! This is the 250th TNG Caption This! Since it kinda snuck up on me, I've decided to do something appropriate for it after we've made our way through all 7 seasons of TNG!
Lets head on into Season 4!





Off we go!