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TNG Caption This! 250: Season 4; The Family Friendly Hour

LeadHead

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Happy Saturday to everyone!


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First up to the plate, we have the "Malpractice Premiums" Award, going to:

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Q: "It's alright, three out of five 1950's doctors agree it's good for you."


Next, we have the "No, it's just with the boring romantic plot, this episode feels like it's dragging on forever" Award, going to:

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Geordi (to self): "These new shuttles are SO slow, this week's episode ended hours ago."

Next, we have the "Happy Birthday Jean-Luc" Award, going to:

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Riker: I claim this planet in the name of Federation.
Geordi: I've never seen a more desolate wasteland. Are we sure we want this planet?
Worf: Yes. We plan to strand Lwaxana Troi here.

Next, we have the "Didn't we have an Away Team down there?" Award, going to:

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Picard: "Mr. LaForge? Explanation?"
LaForge: "I'm terribly sorry, Captain. We were using the ship's phasers to drill holes in the planet's crust to release some of the internal pressure...but...we didn't know it would release so much pressure so quickly. The results were...pretty bad."
Crusher: "How bad?"
Picard: "Look out the window, Doctor!"

Next, we have the "Secrets of the Enterprise" Award, going to:

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Worf: "Ah, I always wondered what this opening was for in the bridge console. Ahhhhhhhh...."
Picard: "Riker, do you hear that? It sounds like water trickling somewhere."

We had a wonderful assortment of Photoshops this week! Fantastic! Amazing! I hereby declare them all winners!

Here they are, in order from first submitted....

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Geordi: What the- You know what, never mind. At least its not Romulans this time.


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LAFORGE: When did the Ferengi change their ship design?

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LaForge: LaForge to Enterprise....


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Geordi: "All they want is a few cases of food rations, a drum of calcite, and some medical supplies. I say we give it to them."
Picard: "I'm not giving anything to that bloody lunatic Scotsman!"

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Geordi: "Uh oh..."
Riker (OS): "Is there a problem?"
Geordi: "Yeah, I think we overshot the Enterprise just a bit."

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Geordi: "Data, do you see what I see?"
Data: "Not quite, as you have an optical visor and I--"
Geordi: "Do you see the ship!!"
Data: "Yes. Magnificent, is it not?"
Geordi: "I think we just ended up in a sci-fi series that lasted only two seasons. We better get the hell out of here!"



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Okay, so you say Kathryn Janeway doesn't know who the father is?

Congratulations to our winners! Thanks to everyone who participated! In case you didn't see it in the thread title! This is the 250th TNG Caption This! Since it kinda snuck up on me, I've decided to do something appropriate for it after we've made our way through all 7 seasons of TNG!

Lets head on into Season 4!

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Off we go!
 
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Picard: What did you say I always used to do when we were kids?

Robert: Whine.

Picard: (Starting to drink) Don't mind if I do.

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Worf: NEVER interrupt a Klingon fixing his hair!

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Riker: STELLLLLLLAAAAA!!!!


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Picard: Yes, I can't see any reason why we shouldn't let you take the Helm from time to time...

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La Forge: This is all that was left of Ensign Goosefood Sir.

Riker: He came at me with a phaser drawn. Do You Understand, Gentlemen?
 
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Robert:...and Mother would put up photos or mementos to remind us of you all over the house after you left for San Francisco...

Jean-Luc: Oh, stop it. That's untrue, Robert.
 
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JEAN-LUC (sniffing): Hedgerow fruits, chocolate, cedarwood... and just a hint of tar. Wonderful bouquet; classic Chateau Picard.
ROBERT: It's Cherry Kool-Aid.

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WORF: Mirror, Mirror on the wall, who is the fiercest of them all?

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TROI: That was fun. $50 more and you can go all the way.
 
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Picard: "But...what about Will?"
Troi: "Will? I dunno. I guess I can probably get him if you really think we need him."
 
Hey, thanks for the win! I'd like to thank the Academy ....

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Why the hell don't you ever take the goblet with the cyan –

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Worf: We're Jewish?
Mom: Yes, bubbele. Now, about your bris ....

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Khannnnnnnnn!!!!!!!!!!

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If you were a full-blooded Betazoid, you'd have a third one right about here.

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People used to see these on Internet forums all the time. It's called a sock puppet.
 
LeadHead, thanks for the win!

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Riker was not happy when Troi ate the last crescent roll.
 
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Picard liked to drink his way through family reunions, and he got away with it because he's French.

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Troi: Damn! I thought that your artificial heart had an off button.

 
Yea, I'm on a tiny roll, Thanks for the Win!
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Picard: "What I've learned from these 250 caption contest is that people think I'm a real wanker."

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Worf: "What do you mean, adopted?"

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"FINE, LEAVE, I DON'T NEED FRIENDS! I'VE GOT A TRANSPORTER DUPLICATE TO PLAY WITH!"

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Troi: "You know you're pushing 60, you should wear a full shirt."

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Riker's attempt at proving the old saying "no one can hear you scream...in space" had some fundamental flaws.
 
Thanks for the multi-selection, Leadhead. :D


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Robert: "Jean-Luc, that's your wine glass, not the spitoon."
Picard: "Oh, damned it all!"


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Riker: "Anzi si, sentiva gi felice, E ricomincio il suo cantoooooooooooo!"
Picard (OS): "That settles it, Number One. Your place will be on the stage. Deanna can fill in for you on the bridge."
Riker: "Noooooooooooooo!"


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Deanna: "You missed a spot."
-- Picard looks down, as Deanna flicks her hand up, smacking him in the chin.
Deanna: "Gotcha!"


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Worf: "I am NOT a vain man!"
 
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