LaForge (OS): "Oh my God, is that...is that a Will Riker blow-up doll? Jesus Christ, Reg, if you think you got into hot water over that 'Goddess of Empathy' incident, just wait until this hits the fan!"
TNG Caption This! 250: Season 4; The Family Friendly Hour
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LaForge (OS): "Oh my God, is that...is that a Will Riker blow-up doll? Jesus Christ, Reg, if you think you got into hot water over that 'Goddess of Empathy' incident, just wait until this hits the fan!"
Picard: Ah, sour grapes hey Robert?
Robert: Oh very funny. In fact, that gets funnier everytime you say it.
Mum: Don't worry son, there's nothing wrong with it. You can call it "Worf's happy time" if you're embarrassed about it.
By Season 4, Frakes weight problem had gotten so bad he was just having the catereers catapult food into his mouth to save him having to walk over to the canteen.
Picard: Come on Troi, do you think any man who dresses like this is interested in women?
Riker: The name tag says "Ron Jones"...
Jean-Luc: You wouldn't believe this Nexus thing I was just in. Crazy thing, you can leave whenever and wherever you want, so I came here looking for you and found this wine instead. I've had about two bottles so far, and now I can't remember why I came here.
Robert: You sleep it off Jean-Luc, whatever you have to tell me can wait until later. Rene and I have some chores to do in the barn.
Riker gets a sneak peek at the 'Valentine' for Trek fans.
Worf: This mirror keeps telling me that someone named S'no Whi'te is the most honorable of them all. I must find her and challenge her to a duel to the death.
LOGAN5: Good lord, runner. What happened to you????
JEAN-LUC1: Don't know what you mean, Sandman. I'm only 29!
OMG, ain't that a blast from the past. Brilliant!
At that moment Deanna felt a right tit.
That is right Worf: we are the borrowers and we live under your floorboards! My name is Pod and this is Arriety.
Sergey: "Your mother wanted me to tell you that if you ever put her in a room with that Lwaxana Troi woman again, she will--and I quote--'kick your ass till your nose bleeds.'"
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Sergey: "Your mother wanted me to tell you that if you ever put her in a room with that Lwaxana Troi woman again, she will--and I quote--'kick your ass til your nose bleeds.'"
I can just see her nodding in agreement with that look on her face. 
Sergey: "Your mother wanted me to tell you that if you ever put her in a room with that Lwaxana Troi woman again, she will--and I quote--'kick your ass til your nose bleeds.'"
Here, here! WINNER! Spot on!
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Riker sees the "Vote Newt" bumper sticker someone plastered on his Porsche.
Worf experienced terror for the first time in his life when he realized they were only visible in the mirror!
Jean-Luc (thinking): I can't remember... was it the chalice from the palace, or the vessel with the pestle? Ahhh, the hell with it.
Robert: "But it's so simple. All I have to do is divine from what I know of you: are you the sort of man who would put the poison into his own glass or his enemy's? Now, a clever man would put the poison into his own glass, because he would know that only a great fool would reach for what he was given. I am not a great fool, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you. But you must have known I was not a great fool, you would have counted on it, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me."
Jean-Luc: "You've made your decision then?"
Robert: "Not remotely. Because iocane comes from Australia, as everyone knows, and Australia is entirely peopled with criminals, and criminals are used to having people not trust them, as you are not trusted by me, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you."
Jean-Luc: "Truly, you have a dizzying intellect."
Robert: "Wait till I get going! Now, where was I?"
Jean-Luc: "Australia."
Robert: "Yes, Australia. And you must have suspected I would have known the powder's origin, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me."
Jean Luc: "You're just stalling now."
Robert: "You'd like to think that, wouldn't you? You've beaten my giant, which means you're exceptionally strong, so you could've put the poison in your own glass, trusting on your strength to save you, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you. But, you've also bested my Spaniard, which means you must have studied, and in studying you must have learned that man is mortal, so you would have put the poison as far from yourself as possible, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me... Wait, you're drinking!"
Jean Luc: "Truly, I would rather die than listen to you witter on."
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