TNG Caption This #145 - "You Sunk My Caption Contest"

[Rat Boy]

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Data: "Sir, why are you not wearing any pants?"

Miner: "It's an old 49er motivational technique."

 

[Shatmandu]

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Coot: "Hang on. I've either got to fart or my tapeworm's hungry ..."

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

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Data: "Inquiry, what does it mean, 'Stop, Hammer Time!'?"

 

[Honorable Ensign]

First pic:

Picard: "All right! The next one to comment on my chaps gets it!"

Second pic: "Oo, a nickel!"

 

[Nerys Myk]

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Vintner, archaeologist, starfleet captain, but Picard's true dream was to be a Go Go Dancer.

 

[Rat Boy]

49er: "Little piece of advice, sonny. You might want to avoid the Castro District in that get-up. Last time I was there I couldn't sit down for a month."

 

[cooleddie74]

"SIEG BALD!!!!"

DATA:"Is it customary for persons in this century and time frame to relieve themselves on the shoes of complete strangers?"

 

[cooleddie74]

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"Men of the Picard line do not do the Hokey Pokey...much LESS turn themselves around, Counselor..."

 

[M'Sharak]

For the first image,

http://www.thebeeskneesdaynursery.com/caption/caption144a.jpg[

Completely new 24th-century men's room design, same old 20th-century fixed stare ahead.

Color me surprised, but thanks!

 

[Turd Ferguson]

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"Do I have change? Yes, sir. My database contains a full archive of early 21st century Barack Obama speeches."

 

[Shatmandu]

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Frightened from having to Heimlich himself, this was the last time Picard ordered 300 hot wings delivered to his Ready Room.

Coot: "Don't step on that. Dog shit is full of nutrients ... <bends over>"

 

[scottydog]

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After chugging a dozen invisible scotch-whiskeys, Picard could hardly hold himself up on the invisible bar.

 

[Rat Boy]

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Picard: "Are we ready, everyone? Engage! Number one, number two, number three, number four. Feel the burn, everyone! Set your abs to stunning!"

 

[cooleddie74]

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Armwrestling the Invisible Frenchman.

Yet one more sad side-effect of a Starfleet officer who can't hold his whiskey.

 

[Atavachron]

Picard (chanting):
"We must!
We must!
We must develop our bust!"

Atavachron

 

[cooleddie74]

"...and then President Kennedy's arms flinched and locked up like this. THAT'S why my brother always thought the shots came from a different direction."

 

[Bad Atom]

 

[Nebusj]

o/` I got no strings, to hold me down, to make me smile, to make me --- o/` --- wait a minute --- where are my strings? Where the dickens are my strings? I NEED MY STRINGS!

``One hundred and thirty-seven years, Admiral, according to Star Fleet records.''


And contributed on behalf of a friend who doesn't post here but likes having caption threads relayed to him:

With time running out Picard realizes his only hope is to become Ultraman!

 

[Triskelion]

- Sir, if I may evoke the idiom, if you shake it more than twice you're playing with it.
- Guilty as charged!

Riker: "Sir, your Barbara Eden genie outfit has arrived."
Picard: "Excellent, number One. I'll be right there!" <blink> <blink>
Riker: "Try the door, sir."

 

[Finn]

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Found in the rare TNG photo archives- The opposite of the other Picard Maneuver. Gene didn't like this one saying it made Stewart look like a schmuck.