TNG Caption This #145 - "You Sunk My Caption Contest"

[cultcross]

All done for #144, and it's time to announce [highlight]THE WINNERS![/highlight]

For the first image,

Completely new 24th-century men's room design, same old 20th-century fixed stare ahead.

And for the second, double-winner with two captions is Tryskullion:

Well, Lieutenant Yar didn't have to just break out laughing. She could have just said no.

and:

Stop dropping your pieces sir, or put something over those chaps.

good work, everyone. Images for this time are:

Have fun!

 

[cultcross]

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Hmm seems I forgot the title. If Holdy would be so kind as to insert "You Sunk My Caption Contest" in between the quotes... pretty please

otherwise, the great untitled caption contest begins....

 

[cooleddie74]

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"Jazzercize, Beverly.

Gets the blood pumping. And the gayness flowing."

DATA:"What is Mad Dog 20/20?"

 

[Mistral]

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Picard gives the Heimleich Manuver to the Invisible Man.

Old Man: "I'm telling ya, sonny, he's about an inch high and he's wearing a black hat, green jacket and green breeches. And ya damn near stepped on him, ya daft idiot!"

Data: "Perhaps if you hadn't consumed the Sterno, sir..."

 

[scottydog]

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Picard achieved the dual goal of wooing Beverly and annoying Chekov by butchering the Russian bolshevik dance.

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

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Picard: "Hail President Skroob!"

Guy: "Tell me... do I have a weird rash, or am I just seeing things?"

 

[scottydog]

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Data: "Sir, allow me to try one additional technique I learned from Tasha to cure your impotence."

 

[Holdfast]

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Hmm seems I forgot the title. If Holdy would be so kind as to insert "You Sunk My Caption Contest" in between the quotes... pretty please

Thy will be done.

 

[the 4th hanson bro]

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Picard: (singing) "hey macarena!"

 

[Nerys Myk]

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PICARD: Ha! You can not defeat my Kah-ra-tay!

GUY: Hold on son, I still gotta shake.

 

[Nerys Myk]

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Perhaps the Captain should cut back on the I Dream of Jeannie reruns.

 

[scottydog]

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Picard, thinking: "I hate waiting for my armpit polish to dry."

 

[Rat Boy]

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*crack*

Picard: "Ow, my back! My fucking back!"

49er: "It's mine! I saw that cow shit first!"

 

[John Picard]

Data: "Excuse me, bu--"

Bum: "Hold'awn, son. Don' go steppin' in that thar fresh puddle o' terbacky juice Ah done spit out."

 

[scottydog]

Another fight breaks out about who goes first in hopscotch.

 

[Nerys Ghemor]

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Picard: "Hail President Skroob!"

YES!!!! End the contest right now--we have a winner!!!

 

[Gil T.Azell]

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Picard: "So you sure this Feregi Cross will repell Lwaxana Troi?"

Ryker: (off screen) "Yes sir" [snickers under breath]

49er: I tell you he's there.."

Data: My kind sir, there is no little Ghekko lizzard trying to sell you insurance"

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

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Picard: "Dammit! Heart stalled again! I knew I shouldn't have relied on Medicaid"

"Can't an old 49'er get a blowjob in peace?"

 

[Shatmandu]

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Coot: "Hang on. Something made of meat just fell out of my pantleg ..."

 

[Triskelion]

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Thanks for the double win, cultsacrifice! I never saw it coming!

Wesley: I think I got your uniform by mistake, Captain. The crotch is at my knees.
Picard (falsetto): That explains the crushing of my vintage grapes.

Please sir, could you teach me to sneeze and fart at the same time? I wish to be more human.
Sure, boy, just let me check if I made any trouser stew with that one.