"I used to do this in the morning to warm up before my classes at the Academy. Scared the bloody hell out of my buddy Cortin when I did it over his bunk in the nude."
TNG Caption This #145 - "You Sunk My Caption Contest"
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"I used to do this in the morning to warm up before my classes at the Academy. Scared the bloody hell out of my buddy Cortin when I did it over his bunk in the nude."
"Hold on there, funny-lookin' fella!
Ya almost treaded right through a pile o' Braga scat!"
The 49er lineup for '93 was so bad even the halfbacks had dysentery.
Why do I get the feeling you were made to play that Oregon Trail game when you were little?
49er: Can you help an old 49er?
DATA: Joe Montana?
49er: "No, I'm Dwight Clark! How come everyone remembers the Catch but forgets about me?!"
Re: TNG Caption This #145 - ""
For...got...to...chew!
Data: Sir, you like ill. Your color is not good.
Homeless Guy: Whatareya talkin' about? Have you looked in the mirror?
For...got...to...chew!
Data: Sir, you like ill. Your color is not good.
Homeless Guy: Whatareya talkin' about? Have you looked in the mirror?
DATA:"Ricola?"
HEYYYYYYYYYYY, STARFLEET-RENA!
The three stooges 2455!
Worf: Hey moe, are we there yet?
Picard: Shut up ya numskull
Riker: Hahah!
Worf poinks riker in the eyes.
Riker: Wooop whoop whoop Whoop whooop!
Crusher: Ah man this is a drag, playing a lame game with a woody.
Picard: <glancing at Riker> Quick Riker! the Bat Stun Technique, its Lore!
Cowbow drunk.
A-hic-A-Hic-A-hic-rise and walk- hic mwy son...
Data: Pardon?
*insert I dream of jeannie theme here*
Picard tries to blink eyes and make Wesley Crusher Disappear.
Picard: "You're bullets cannot harm me, my wings are like a shield of steel. Get him Karate!"
Data: ...Sir??
Picard: The Nutcracker Suite, Data.
Data: With...real nuts, sir?
Picard: Beverly will never know what hit her when she sees my audition!
Data: Why not smash them against your ridiculously oversized codpiece, sir.
I'm gonna drop the Mentos in. You'll wanna stand back for this part.
"I saw this in that old Earth TV show about the astronaut and genie. I always wondered if this worked."
"Stand back, funny-lookin' fella...
Ya want a job peein' into freshly poured concrete right? Get an old timer like me to do it!"
Allright stop, collaborate and LISTEN.
49er is back with my brand new invention
Something grabs a hold of me tightly
Flow like a harpoon daily and nightly
Will it ever stop yo I don't know
Turn off the lights and I'll glow
To the extreme I rock a mic like a vandal
Light up a stage and wax a chump like a candle
Dance go rush to the speaker that booms
I'm killing your brain like a poisonous mushroom
Deadly when I play a dope melody
Anything less than the best is a felony
Love it or leave it you better gain weight
You better hit bull's eye the kid don't play
If there was a problem yo I'll solve it
Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it
"I was young when this caption contest started, sonny." sighs "Now look at me!"
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