TNG Caption This #145 - "You Sunk My Caption Contest"

[NathanielM]

Re: TNG Caption This #145 - ""

Data: "So joe..."

Old Guy: "Joe? My name is Mick... You know Mick Jagger!"

Data: Ah right....

Old Man: Muttering... Damn whippersnappers, I can't get no satisfaction...!

 

[NathanielM]

Surprise appeared on Picard's face when he realized he farted and the smell was so bad that he couldn't move...

 

[Triskelion]

Riker: Dancing, sir?
Picard: It took many a night to perfect my patented Picard Maneuver.
Riker: Nights...alone in your dorm, sir?

Sorry. A Commander's spoor outranks an Ensign's.

Sir, uh -
That's Field Marshal Clem to you, boy!

 

[cooleddie74]

DATA:"An old gentleman named Festus and an elderly prostitute calling herself Miss Kitty said you'd know about the trouble up at the log ranch.

Can you take me there?"

 

[cooleddie74]

BEVERLY(off-screen):"Oh, for the love of...

Jean-Luc, do you Frenchmen EVER wear any damn deodorant?!

Stop it. You're making me sick."

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Old Guy: "HOLD IT. You're not allowed to leave. The Caption Contest's not over yet."

 

[saxarocks]

Work it People!!!

 

[Triskelion]

Threaten me with loss of sphincter control, will you Q? I'll show you! <defecates>

Clem: And then I drop off my toes and moonwalk out of this position.
Data: I do not believe this dance was meant for humans.
Clem: Hooooo-Hoo! <throws hat>

 

[cooleddie74]

"Tell me...a PICARD...that I can't do the Funky Chicken, will you?"

FORTY-NINER:"WATCH YER STEP, fella!!

That there's a big ole pile of Guinan scat..."

 

[cultcross]

All done here folks, good job! New contest is up.