Hi folks! Our friend Evil Twin had to run off and do something else to save her (his?) sanity and found some poor sucker to run this competition. The kind of sucker that has no sanity to be saved. 
So you're now stuck with me, a grumpy old (22!) Voyager who was systematically stripped of higher brain function over the past few years in a process those in the United States call "getting a degree".
So, let's begin shall we. First, we need winners from the Blowout sale. This is a tad long, so please bear with me. Hopefully, you won't get bored and wander off into Misc. before I get to this week's pic.
And the winners are......*drumroll*
All of you receive the Woimy Sqoimy Prize for Voyager Excellence:
Congratulations!
On to this week's image courtesy of www.startrek.com:
Captions Away!
This contest will close on Sunday BTW. And new contests will be posted every Sunday.
PS. We used this photo in a caption competition here years ago and if anyone manages to come close to an entry from back then, you win special prizes.

So you're now stuck with me, a grumpy old (22!) Voyager who was systematically stripped of higher brain function over the past few years in a process those in the United States call "getting a degree".
So, let's begin shall we. First, we need winners from the Blowout sale. This is a tad long, so please bear with me. Hopefully, you won't get bored and wander off into Misc. before I get to this week's pic.
And the winners are......*drumroll*
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Neelix: "Hmm... ribbed, for her pleasure... Um, Seven?"
Seven: "NO."
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Seven: "Sorry, your tits must be this firm to enter this section."
The Zombie Vulcan said:![]()
Janeway: "So let me get this straight, one Margerita, one Hawaiian feast, and one meat and cheese supreme."
Torres: "And Garlic Bread."
Ambassador: "I do not understand, is she not your Captain?"
Seven: "We're running low on redshirts, people have to double up on duties."
Intercom: "Kim to Seven, I've finished re-underwiring your bra, you can collect it whenever."
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Tuvok: "Are you certain the captain's orders were to manufacture a Sybian?"
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Paris: I want to know when the damn Caption Contest is gonna end?
Chakotay: I don't know! If it bothers you so much then why don't YOU do something about it?
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NEELIX: Trust me ladies, all three of you will be winners. (wink)
All of you receive the Woimy Sqoimy Prize for Voyager Excellence:

Congratulations!
On to this week's image courtesy of www.startrek.com:

Captions Away!
This contest will close on Sunday BTW. And new contests will be posted every Sunday.
PS. We used this photo in a caption competition here years ago and if anyone manages to come close to an entry from back then, you win special prizes.

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