Contest: ENTER STV Caption Contest #215: The One With Andy Dick In It

[Tenacity]

EMH: Yes, they are quite impressive.
Turns to Romulan female.
EMH: I'm sure that was just the anesthesia talking.

 

[A Chimpanzee & 2 Trainees]

Seven: Available evidence indicates that none of this is real. One of us is dreaming.
Chakotay: What makes you say that?
Janeway: Don't tell me... There is no "pants-less Friday" is there?

 

[Apilo]

EMH: Is it still showing 'HTTPS_404_NOT_FOUND'? Engineering is getting disciplined after this...

 

[Tenacity]

EMH (using little old lady voice)

"Who is it?"

 

[Apilo]

EMH: Now there is no internet?! ...what's that? Press spacekey for surprise...?

 

[Captain pl1ngpl0ng]

"it sounds like a sword fight out there.... but it could be the crew just having dinner, hmmm"

 

[Tenacity]

Seven: That smell, was last night burrito night again?

Chak: Yes it was, where's that coming from?

Janeway: As a starship captain, my shit don't smell.

 

[Orac]

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