Contest: ENTER STV Caption Contest #215: The One With Andy Dick In It

Discussion in 'Star Trek: Voyager' started by Orac, Apr 14, 2020.

Thread Status:
Not open for further replies.
  1. Orac

    Orac Fleet Admiral Admiral

    Joined:
    Feb 22, 2007
    Location:
    The TARDIS
    Welcome to the all new Star Trek Voyager Caption Contest! :)

    Here are the winners of the last contest...

    @tharpdevenport wins the Best Fart Joke with:
    [​IMG]
    Janeway: "I swear to GOD, Tuvok!"

    Tuvok: "Holding it was highly illogical."


    @tharpdevenport also gets the Captain's Choice Award with this sequential gag:

    Tuvok:
    "Captain, I believe I am experiencing pon far."
    [​IMG]
    [​IMG]

    Janeway: "I have space herpes."
    Tuvok: "Oh. My mistake. I'll try another set of quarters..."

    MINUTES LATER...

    Tuvok: "7 of 9, I believe I am experiencing pon far."
    [​IMG]
    [​IMG]

    Tom: "Oh my Zod, Tuvok -- you're naked!!!"
    Tuvok: "Lt. Paris. I thought these were 7 of 9's quarters."
    Tom: "They are, I'm just ... waiting for her."
    Tuvok: "In her bed?"
    Tom: "I ... I was sleepy."
    Tuvok: "Then where is 7 of 9?"

    MEANWHILE...

    [​IMG]

    Harry: "Are you sure you'll be captain in a few years and that if I sleep with you now, you'll promote me?"
    7 of 9: "Correct. Now shut up and kiss me. And pull your pants down."

    WOODCOTAY SUDDENLY WAKES UP...

    [​IMG]

    Woodcotay: "What? OH. Oh. It was all just a dream. A horrible dream. Tuvok naked, Paris making a move on my semi official girlfriend, Harry getting promoted ... all just a dream..."

    TUVOK WALKS IN

    [​IMG]

    Tuvok: "Or was it?"


    Third Place goes to @JirinPanthosa with:
    [​IMG]
    JANEWAY: Everyone quick, roll under the door as it's closing!


    @Delta Vega gets Second Place with:
    [​IMG]
    "Oh shit, I just realised I've left my central heating on at home"


    And the winner is @Captain pl1ngpl0ng with:
    [​IMG]

    A Cuchi Moya...... Salamanders!!
    [​IMG]


    -------------------------------------------------

    Here're th' new pictures:

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]
     
  2. Tenacity

    Tenacity Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

    Joined:
    Jul 14, 2016
    [​IMG]

    And who can forget the episode where Andy Dick is transported to the future and repeatedly had to go to sickbay after the ship's officers continually beat him up, shocked him, pushed him down stairs, down turboshifts, out air locks, threw boiling hot fluids on him, and phasered off various limbs.

    Because he was acting like Andy Dick.

    [​IMG]
    Janeway: "As always, I'm confident that my officers fully support my latest plan."
     
    Qonundrum likes this.
  3. Delta Vega

    Delta Vega Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

    Joined:
    Nov 17, 2011
    Location:
    The Great Barrier
    Janeway " Y. . . . MCA, Y. . . MCA aaay"[​IMG]
     
  4. Captain pl1ngpl0ng

    Captain pl1ngpl0ng Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

    Joined:
    Oct 10, 2017
    Location:
    out there...
    Janeway: yeah that probe out there looks excactly like my first husbands slong...
    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]
     
  5. Orac

    Orac Fleet Admiral Admiral

    Joined:
    Feb 22, 2007
    Location:
    The TARDIS
    [​IMG]
    Picardo: Don't ever kiss me again!
     
  6. Delta Vega

    Delta Vega Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

    Joined:
    Nov 17, 2011
    Location:
    The Great Barrier
    [​IMG]


    Beltran to Ryan : "Hey, I just found out I'm going to be banging you in Season 7"
     
  7. A Chimpanzee & 2 Trainees

    A Chimpanzee & 2 Trainees Captain Premium Member

    Joined:
    Jan 19, 2005
    Location:
    Under the banana tree
    [​IMG]
    Mulgrew: I've just read the script and have headache THIS big. Where's the #!@#ing Tylonol on this set?!
     
  8. Herbert

    Herbert Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

    Joined:
    Apr 20, 2017
    Location:
    CT - Yay! More taxes and possibly tolls.
    [​IMG]
    Janeway: shush, I'm voguing.
     
  9. JirinPanthosa

    JirinPanthosa Admiral Admiral

    Joined:
    Nov 20, 2012
    Location:
    JirinPanthosa
    [​IMG]

    JANEWAY: Did you ever get the feeling the hookups on this ship are completely random without any prior established chemistry?

    [​IMG]

    JANEWAY: Yeah, I talked down the alien alpha male again. BOOYEAH!

    [​IMG]

    DOC: If you sneak up on the medical equipment, it gives you the reading you want.

    [​IMG]

    DOC: Would you like the transfusion, or would you rather die than pollute your body with Klingon filth as is your people's way?

    [​IMG]

    DOC: What do you mean we have to repopulate the Federation?!
     
    ThreeEdgedSword likes this.
  10. Ryan Thomas Riddle

    Ryan Thomas Riddle Writer and occasional starship commander Premium Member

    Joined:
    Dec 26, 2003
    Location:
    Where No One Has Gone Before
    [​IMG]

    Doctor (Picardro): Why can't you stop being a prick for one second?!
    Doctor (Dick): I prefer the term 'Holo-Dick', thank you very much.
     
  11. Orac

    Orac Fleet Admiral Admiral

    Joined:
    Feb 22, 2007
    Location:
    The TARDIS
    [​IMG]
    Next time on Star Trek: Voyeur...
     
  12. A Chimpanzee & 2 Trainees

    A Chimpanzee & 2 Trainees Captain Premium Member

    Joined:
    Jan 19, 2005
    Location:
    Under the banana tree
    I can suddenly hear Marty McFly in my head saying.... “He’s a peeping Tom!”
     
    Orac likes this.
  13. Finn

    Finn Admiral Admiral

    Joined:
    Mar 30, 2006
    Location:
    Austin
    [​IMG]

    Doc (Voy): What do you mean they went with Andy Dick? They should have gone with Luciano Pavarotti! I'm going to have a talk with our creator.
     
  14. Orac

    Orac Fleet Admiral Admiral

    Joined:
    Feb 22, 2007
    Location:
    The TARDIS
    [​IMG]
    Picardo: Where'd th' cheese go?
    Dick: I don't know!
     
  15. Timewalker

    Timewalker Cat-lovin', Star Trekkin' Time Lady Premium Member

    Joined:
    May 26, 2007
    Location:
    In many different universes, simultaneously.
    [​IMG]

    JANEWAY: I've just been reviewing the "pop culture" Neelix downloaded when we went back in time. I have to give it to these 'fanfiction' writers, Chakotay. They actually found a way to make you interesting! Can't say I'm wildly in favor of you getting Seven pregnant on the Holodeck, though..."
     
    ThreeEdgedSword likes this.
  16. Tenacity

    Tenacity Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

    Joined:
    Jul 14, 2016
    [​IMG]
    chakotay: I want you.
    seven: i need you.
    chakotay: where?
    seven: turbolift three is still disabled on deck nine.
    chakotay: let's go.
    janeway: did someone say something that didn't involve me?
     
  17. ThreeEdgedSword

    ThreeEdgedSword Captain Captain

    Joined:
    Feb 22, 2020
    Location:
    Sheer Fucking Hubris
    [​IMG]


    Chakotay to Seven: You and I will fall madly in love by the end of season 7.
    Seven: And you are...?
    Janeway: Where's an airlock, I mean, a Red Alert when you need one?
     
  18. Orac

    Orac Fleet Admiral Admiral

    Joined:
    Feb 22, 2007
    Location:
    The TARDIS
    [​IMG]
    Picardo: WHY did you program holographic herpes?
     
  19. Orac

    Orac Fleet Admiral Admiral

    Joined:
    Feb 22, 2007
    Location:
    The TARDIS
    [​IMG]
    Nose blowing was considered to be in poor taste in Romulan culture so all boogers had to be surgically extracted.
     
  20. Qonundrum

    Qonundrum Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

    Joined:
    May 18, 2017
    Location:
    The clinic located by the Q Continuum
    [​IMG]
    Seven: "What's that smell?"
    Chakotay: "Wasn't me."
    Janeway: "That's corny."
    Seven: "No, that's cornball. A big one. With too much butter and jalapeño sauce."

    [​IMG]
    Janeway: "Every time he's denied a promotion I give it to the EMH virtually instead and he's upset?"


    [​IMG]
    EMH: "What was that I just saw?"
    Janeway: "Since when did your sensors get fitted like Geordi's VISOR? Mine are just the silent strong sort."


    [​IMG]
    EMH: "Why did you tell me you ditched Get Smart for Newsradio! What will Agent 66 do now!"
     
Thread Status:
Not open for further replies.