Contest: ENTER VGR Caption Contest #216: The One With Giant Hirogen In It

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  1. Orac

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    Welcome to the all new Star Trek Voyager Caption Contest! :)

    Here are the winners of the last contest...

    @Tenacity wins the Best Fart Joke with:
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    Seven: That smell, was last night burrito night again?

    Chak: Yes it was, where's that coming from?

    Janeway: As a starship captain, my shit don't smell.


    @Apilo wins the Captain's Choice Award with:
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    EMH: Is it still showing 'HTTPS_404_NOT_FOUND'? Engineering is getting disciplined after this...


    Third Prize goes to @Tenacity with:
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    EMH (using little old lady voice)

    "Who is it?"

    @Ryan Thomas Riddle wins Second Prize with:
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    Doctor (Picardro): Why can't you stop being a prick for one second?!
    Doctor (Dick): I prefer the term 'Holo-Dick', thank you very much.



    And the winner is @Captain pl1ngpl0ng with:
    Janeway: yeah that probe out there looks excactly like my first husbands slong...
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  2. Captain pl1ngpl0ng

    Captain pl1ngpl0ng Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    Hirogen: Yeah, we picked up a transmission from Earth, something called Pulp Fiction, you just wait here...
     
  3. Orac

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    Janeway: My god, it looks exactly like my third husbands flaccid penis.
     
  4. JirinPanthosa

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    JANEWAY: Is that what I think it is?
    DOC: Yes. One of the crew is cosplaying species 8472.

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    Seven and Tuvok enter a dimensional rift into the Kelvin timeline.


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    HIROGEN: 350 years ago we visited a planet called Earth. We've had to wear these ever since.

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    CHAKOTAY: It's an ancient Earth mobile game. You win by spending a lot of money on unlocking perks.
    NEELIX: Humans truly were savage.

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    JANEWAY: Wait, you built an entire culture around murdering people? How is that even sustainable?
    HIROGEN: Racist!
     
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  5. Tenacity

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    Neelix: Nobody plays Tetris anymore.
    Chak: Shut up, I'm trying to concentration.
    Neelix: You're almost at the top.
    Chak: I'm be fine if I just get a long one.
    Neelix: That's what she said.
    Chak: Shut up.
     
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    Chakotay: Neelix. I'm looking through Tom's diary and he keeps mentioning a bridge officer called "Commander Blanderson the Charismaless Wonder". Any clue who this person is?

    Neelix, unconvincingly: No.




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    [shuttle interior suddenly lights up red]

    Seven: SHIT ME!

    [screeching brakes sound as shuttles front end dips down]

    Seven, while flipping the bird: BRAKE CHECKING ASSHAT!
     
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    Janeway: This was no boating accident..
     
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    Seven: Warp 9! 9.2... 9.3...
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    TUVOK: Wait, Kirk fights a woman in a foil bikini and I get this guy?

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    EMH: Yes, according the old man his scheme was foiled by "meddling kids and their dumb dog".

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    SEVEN: Screw "Vulcan normal", turn on the damn AC!
     
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    Neelix barely hides his disappointment as he sees Chakotay getting way hotter dating app matches than him.
     
  11. Tenacity

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    Neelix: Wait, are those nudes of Kes?
    Chak: Just another random petite blonde on Spacebook, calm down.

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    And so Tuvok had to endure UV tanning lights all the way to Risa, just so Seven would not arrive melanin challenged.
     
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    EMH: uh, no, it's..
    Janeway: Damn. I was hoping to be finally rid of the annoying little f :censored: k
     
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  15. Orac

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  16. Tenacity

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    Janeway: my God harry, what have they done to you?
     
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    "Galileo. . . . . . Galileo
    Galileo Figaro
    Magnifico o o o o o o o oh"
     
  18. Nerys Myk

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  20. Tenacity

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    EMH: Now that it has molted it's original skin, it could look like any one of us.
     
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