Contest: ENTER STV Caption Contest #209: The One That Never Happened Part 1

[Delta Vega]

Janeway *thinks*

"I would sooooo love to colour in that stupid tattoo of his"

 

[Mr Soak]

Annorax: Since you've been reluctant to tell us the location of USS Voyager, I have chosen to test this weapon's temporal rewriting power on this random world, Alderaan.
Paris: No, Alderaan is peaceful, it has no weapons. You can't-
Annorax: You would prefer another target, a military target? Then give me the location of USS Voyager.
Paris:...
Annorax: I grow tired of asking, so this will be the last time. Where is USS Voyager?
Paris: ...Borg unimatrix one.
Annorax: There, you see, Orbist? He can be reasonable. (to technition) Continue with the operation, you may fire when ready.
Paris: WHAT?
Annorax: You're far to trusting. Borg unimatrix one is too remote to rewrite and get my wife back. But don't worry. We'll deal with your shipmates soon enough.

 

[Laura Cynthia Chambers]

By the time Chakotay finished with his briefing, Kathryn had already found a smiley face, the Vulcan word for "sweatsock", and the correct path through the maze in his tattoo.

 

[Orac]

Janeway: Where'd th' cheese go?
Paris: I don't know!

 

[IMC Headquarters]

OBRIST: Incursion success rate of 99.47%. Chase Bank has removed all Canadian credit card debt!

 

[A Chimpanzee & 2 Trainees]

Seven: Where are the Borg children? I haven't seen them for days. - and how did you prepare your "Borg Creme Broulee"?
Neelix: It's a secret, but come with me and I'll show you how I make my "Seven Alarm Chili"!

 

[IMC Headquarters]

OBRIST: We've severely disrupted our own timeline! We're now known as the Minker Imperium!

 

[tharpdevenport]

"Cap'n, the 24th century loom kinnot take anymore; the strings are startin' ti gow!"

 

[Captain Crow]

McNeill: HI MOM! I'M ON TV!!

 

[f14peter]

Courtesy of JirinPanthosa

KURTZMAN: So in the new Picard show, Seven will be wearing normal clothes, not a catsuit.
JERI RYAN: (Frozen in happiness)
WANG: What about Kim?
KURTZMAN: Glad you asked Garrett, we're actually writing in a prominent role for ENSIGN Harry Kim
WANG: WOW! That's great! ... ... ... uh wait, Ensign?

 

[Leviathan]

Annorax: Wait... l see the problem.... some jerks swiped a couple whales in the 1980's

 

[Qonundrum]

Annorax: "You know, in the UK there's a term that sounds just like my name. It's a pejorative used for sci-fi geeks. And now I'm off to the arctic, let's get our anoraks..."
Lieutenant: "Hehe, I see what you did there."

 

[tharpdevenport]

Annorax: Wait... l see the problem.... some jerks swiped a couple whales in the 1980's

"Ah, sir, uuummmmm ... there's an entire file on the guy."

 

[Finn]

OBRIST: We've severely disrupted our own timeline! That 70s Show was never picked up by FOX

ANNORAX: Dumbasses

 

[Timewalker]

OBRIST: I don't know which timeline I hate more - this one or the one where I played a rich cowboy's son on One Life to Live. It's ironic, considering how many times I died and came back on that show.

 

[Laura Cynthia Chambers]

Seven: "I think I found Naomi's missing LEGO..."

 

[Orac]

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