Contest: ENTER STV Caption Contest #210: The One That Never Happened Part 2

Discussion in 'Star Trek: Voyager' started by Orac, Sep 10, 2019.

  1. Orac

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    Welcome to the all new Star Trek Voyager Caption Contest! :)

    Here are the winners of the last contest...

    First up the Best Fart Joke goes to @tharpdevenport with:
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    The many faces of I Farted.

    The Captain's Choice Award goes to @Catarina with:
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    Janeway: I like my ship like I like my sex life: Rough.
    Seven: You have no sex life.
    Janeway: ....
    Seven: Perhaps you'd like to borrow my Chakotay lover hologram.

    Third place goes to @Delta Vega with:
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    Janeway *thinks*
    "I would sooooo love to colour in that stupid tattoo of his"

    @Leviathan gets Second Place with:
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    Annorax: Wait... l see the problem.... some jerks swiped a couple whales in the 1980's

    And the winner is @Laura Cynthia Chambers with:
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    By the time Chakotay finished with his briefing, Kathryn had already found a smiley face, the Vulcan word for "sweatsock", and the correct path through the maze in his tattoo.

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  2. Delta Vega

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    "You think your tattoo is cool, what about this wart cluster ?"
     
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    For a thousand generations the men stared with awe at the other. Chakotay held vast vision quests atop Annorax's cradle cap while the Krenim scientist mapped a million temporal incursions with Chakotay's tattoo compass. Both men knew they could return home to the worlds they knew if only they could break the link which bound them...
     
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  4. Laura Cynthia Chambers

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    By the time Seven detected the cardboard cutout that had been standing beside her, the real Harry was already halfway through the original trilogy.
     
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    Trapped within the Disaster Area stuntship with minutes to live, the band's old synth player, Jammin' Janeway, rocks her keys.
     
  6. Laura Cynthia Chambers

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    Black Friday, circa 2370s.
     
  7. tharpdevenport

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    7 of 9: "Tea, Earl grey? Who would drink this! I hope I never meet of them!"
     
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  8. Ryan Thomas Riddle

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    SEVEN: This is revolting. I hate this.
    NEELIX (OC): More?
    SEVEN: Yes. Please.


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    JANEWAY: I picked a helluva a time to switch to decafe.
     
  9. Delta Vega

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    Seven is not impressed with her latest "State of the Art" Borg appendage
     
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    SEVEN: I will not assimilate this.
     
  11. Orac

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    Annorax: So uh... I smelled some pot and I uh... thought that you might have some...
     
  12. Catarina

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    Jeri: *sees Beltran's cup* All this time I've memorized my lines like a chump.

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    I didn't mean the literal devil!

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    Janeway narrowly escaped the Chakotay/neelix fart war.

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    Annorax: I have a better benefits package


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    Kim: We kissed
    Seven: In your dreams
    Kim: Exactly. Best night of my life.
     
  13. IMC Headquarters

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    ANNORAX: Every five hundred years my horns fall off and I then grow new ones.
     
  14. A Chimpanzee & 2 Trainees

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    Chakotay's classic rock collection is not what I'd hoped for.
     
  15. Finn

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    Kim: A new pip!

    Seven: that's just a reflection on the console...
     
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  16. Ryan Thomas Riddle

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    Neelix's four-alarm chili was a real blow out for the crew.
     
  17. Catarina

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    ANNORAX: I had an inspiration. Your tattoo just might be the missing algorithm I need for my mission. And to think I almost wiped out out of existence.
     
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    Hair style number 240: the Zero G Vomit Comet look.
     
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    Disembodied voice: EMH personal logs: Just another day in the Delta Quadrant. Captain Janeway's questionable behavior today reminds me of a horse that runs back into a blazing barn.
     
  20. Catarina

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    Are you using clever word play to disguise the fact you served us piss?