Discussion in 'Star Trek: Voyager' started by Fanny Chmelar, Aug 6, 2019.
"I would sooooo love to colour in that stupid tattoo of his"
Annorax: Since you've been reluctant to tell us the location of USS Voyager, I have chosen to test this weapon's temporal rewriting power on this random world, Alderaan.
Paris: No, Alderaan is peaceful, it has no weapons. You can't-
Annorax: You would prefer another target, a military target? Then give me the location of USS Voyager.
Annorax: I grow tired of asking, so this will be the last time. Where is USS Voyager?
Paris: ...Borg unimatrix one.
Annorax: There, you see, Orbist? He can be reasonable. (to technition) Continue with the operation, you may fire when ready.
Annorax: You're far to trusting. Borg unimatrix one is too remote to rewrite and get my wife back. But don't worry. We'll deal with your shipmates soon enough.
By the time Chakotay finished with his briefing, Kathryn had already found a smiley face, the Vulcan word for "sweatsock", and the correct path through the maze in his tattoo.
Janeway: Where'd th' cheese go?
Paris: I don't know!
OBRIST: Incursion success rate of 99.47%. Chase Bank has removed all Canadian credit card debt!
Seven: Where are the Borg children? I haven't seen them for days. - and how did you prepare your "Borg Creme Broulee"?
Neelix: It's a secret, but come with me and I'll show you how I make my "Seven Alarm Chili"!
OBRIST: We've severely disrupted our own timeline! We're now known as the Minker Imperium!
"Cap'n, the 24th century loom kinnot take anymore; the strings are startin' ti gow!"
McNeill: HI MOM! I'M ON TV!!
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KURTZMAN: So in the new Picard show, Seven will be wearing normal clothes, not a catsuit.
JERI RYAN: (Frozen in happiness)
WANG: What about Kim?
KURTZMAN: Glad you asked Garrett, we're actually writing in a prominent role for ENSIGN Harry Kim
WANG: WOW! That's great! ... ... ... uh wait, Ensign?
Annorax: Wait... l see the problem.... some jerks swiped a couple whales in the 1980's
Annorax: "You know, in the UK there's a term that sounds just like my name. It's a pejorative used for sci-fi geeks. And now I'm off to the arctic, let's get our anoraks..."
Lieutenant: "Hehe, I see what you did there."
"Ah, sir, uuummmmm ... there's an entire file on the guy."
OBRIST: We've severely disrupted our own timeline! That 70s Show was never picked up by FOX
OBRIST: I don't know which timeline I hate more - this one or the one where I played a rich cowboy's son on One Life to Live. It's ironic, considering how many times I died and came back on that show.
Seven: "I think I found Naomi's missing LEGO..."
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