Contest: ENTER STV Caption Contest #209: The One That Never Happened Part 1

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  1. Delta Vega

    Delta Vega Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    Janeway *thinks*

    "I would sooooo love to colour in that stupid tattoo of his"
     
  2. Mr Soak

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    Annorax: Since you've been reluctant to tell us the location of USS Voyager, I have chosen to test this weapon's temporal rewriting power on this random world, Alderaan.
    Paris: No, Alderaan is peaceful, it has no weapons. You can't-
    Annorax: You would prefer another target, a military target? Then give me the location of USS Voyager.
    Paris:...
    Annorax: I grow tired of asking, so this will be the last time. Where is USS Voyager?
    Paris: ...Borg unimatrix one.
    Annorax: There, you see, Orbist? He can be reasonable. (to technition) Continue with the operation, you may fire when ready.
    Paris: WHAT?
    Annorax: You're far to trusting. Borg unimatrix one is too remote to rewrite and get my wife back. But don't worry. We'll deal with your shipmates soon enough.
     
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  3. Laura Cynthia Chambers

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    By the time Chakotay finished with his briefing, Kathryn had already found a smiley face, the Vulcan word for "sweatsock", and the correct path through the maze in his tattoo.
     
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  4. Orac

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    Janeway: Where'd th' cheese go?
    Paris: I don't know!
     
  5. IMC Headquarters

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    OBRIST: Incursion success rate of 99.47%. Chase Bank has removed all Canadian credit card debt!
     
  6. A Chimpanzee & 2 Trainees

    A Chimpanzee & 2 Trainees Captain Premium Member

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    Seven: Where are the Borg children? I haven't seen them for days. - and how did you prepare your "Borg Creme Broulee"?
    Neelix: It's a secret, but come with me and I'll show you how I make my "Seven Alarm Chili"!
     
  7. IMC Headquarters

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    OBRIST: We've severely disrupted our own timeline! We're now known as the Minker Imperium!
     
  8. tharpdevenport

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    "Cap'n, the 24th century loom kinnot take anymore; the strings are startin' ti gow!"
     
  9. captain crow

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    McNeill: HI MOM! I'M ON TV!!
     
  10. f14peter

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    KURTZMAN: So in the new Picard show, Seven will be wearing normal clothes, not a catsuit.
    JERI RYAN: (Frozen in happiness)
    WANG: What about Kim?
    KURTZMAN: Glad you asked Garrett, we're actually writing in a prominent role for ENSIGN Harry Kim
    WANG: WOW! That's great! ... ... ... uh wait, Ensign?
     
  11. Leviathan

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    Annorax: Wait... l see the problem.... some jerks swiped a couple whales in the 1980's
     
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  12. Cutie McWhiskers

    Cutie McWhiskers Commodore Commodore

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    Annorax: "You know, in the UK there's a term that sounds just like my name. It's a pejorative used for sci-fi geeks. And now I'm off to the arctic, let's get our anoraks..."
    Lieutenant: "Hehe, I see what you did there."
     
  13. tharpdevenport

    tharpdevenport Admiral Admiral

    "Ah, sir, uuummmmm ... there's an entire file on the guy."
     
  14. Finn

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    OBRIST: We've severely disrupted our own timeline! That 70s Show was never picked up by FOX

    ANNORAX: Dumbasses
     
  15. Timewalker

    Timewalker Cat-lovin', Star Trekkin' Time Lady Premium Member

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    OBRIST: I don't know which timeline I hate more - this one or the one where I played a rich cowboy's son on One Life to Live. It's ironic, considering how many times I died and came back on that show.
     
  16. Laura Cynthia Chambers

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    Seven: "I think I found Naomi's missing LEGO..."
     
  17. Orac

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    New contest! --> link
     
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